"So they hold this conference to figure out why we're becoming extinct, and guess what they have for dinner."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, amphibian, amphibians, frog, frogs, extinct, extinction, endangered, species, environmental issues, saving, rescuing, rescue, save, protect, conference, conferences, dinner, dinners, food, meal, meals, frog legs, ironic, irony"Another decade or so, and it'll be warm enough for us."
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alien, aliens, martian, martians, extra-terrestrials, extra-terrestrial, extra terrestrial, extra terrestrials, warm, warming, global warming, climate change, climate-change, ozone layer, environment, environments, environmental, environmental issues, ozone depletion, co2, carbon dioxide, sci-fi, science fiction, science-fiction, space, depletion, alien invasion, global-warming, emission, emissions, cfc, chlorofluorocarbon"More!"
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car, cars, truck, trucks, gas-guzzler, gas-guzzlers, gas, petrol, fuel, fuel consumption, gas consumption, excessive fuel consumption, gas station, petrol station, fossil fuels, fossil fuel use, fossil fuel consumption, greedy, greed, hungry, hunger, demanding, demands, environmental issues, climate change, co2 emissions, pollution"As a species we're endangered. As an individual I'm in great shape."
"If it's not safe to go in the water and it's not safe to go in the sun, why did you bring me here?"
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beach, beaches, seaside, seashore, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, water, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, safe, safety, unsafe, protect, protection, water safety, swimming, drowning, danger, dangerous, risky, sun, sunny, uv rays, uv, sunburn, sunburns, cancer, skin cancer, heatstroke, pollution, water pollution, ozone depletion, bored, boring, limited, restricted, complaint, complaints, complaining, whining, whinging, environment, environmental issues, environmental problems"I, too, want to preserve the environment, just as it is: acid rain, holes in the ozone layer, lots of crap in the air."
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environment, environmental issues, preserve, preserving, preservation, pollute, pollution, polluting, pollutes, pollutants, ecology, save the planet, global warming, climate change, environmental, acid rain, acidic rain, atmosphere, ozone layer, ozone layers, ozone-layer, party, conversation, conversations, missing the point, irritate, language, perspective, sarcastic, sarcasm, demeaning, condescending, businessman, business, businesses, big business, interest, interests"God, how earnest. Whales on recycled paper."
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christmas, xmas, noel, yule, greeting card, greeting cards, card, cards, xmas card, xmas cards, christmas card, christmas cards, recycled paper, recycling, recycled, environmentally friendly, eco-friendly, tree hugger, tree huggers, environmentalist, environmentalists, environment, environmental issues, nature, saving the environment, whale, whales, endangered, endangers animal, endangers animals, endangered species, saving the planet, saving the whales, environmentalism, environmental protection, pretentious, modern lifeWoman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".
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food, food shopping, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, fruit, fruits, apple, apples, gmo, g.m.o., genetically modified organisms, genetically modified, food safety, genetics, biology, science, food science, gm food, gm foods, g.m. food, g.m.s foods, genetically modified food, genetically modified foods, genetically engineered food, genetically engineered foods, ge food, ge foods, g.e. food, g.e. foods, bio-engineered food, bio-engineered foods, genetic engineering, organic food, organic foods, eating organic, space, outer space, sci-fi, science fiction, mutant, mutants, gene, genes, dna, technology, nature, environment, environmental issues, health, unhealthy, eating habits, healthy eating, diet, diets, modern lifeA man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.
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litter, trash, rubbish, garbage, taxidermy, hunter, hunters, collector, collectors, collection, trophy, trophies, environmentally friendly, eco-friendly, environmental issues, pollution, litter picker, litter pickers, hobby, hobbies, retirement, retiree, retirees, old, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens"Well, of course they don't exist. Now."
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hunter, hunters, hunting, game hunter, game hunter, game hunting, shooting, taxidermy, trophy, trophies, head, heads, myth, myths, legend, legends, mythical creature, mythical creatures, unicorn, unicorns, endangered animal, endangered animals, endangered species, endangered, extinct, extinction, environmental issues, selfish, greedy, self-centred, self-centered"It seems as though all of this global warming has had very little effect on my bucatini carbonara."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, carbonara, bucatini, pasta, environmental issues, environmental problems, environmental destruction, climate change, global warming, denier, deniers, effect, effects, affect, affects, heat, cold, cold food, complaint, complaints, complaining, customer service, service, modern life"Tonight, I feel like eating something controversial."
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food, eating, dining, meal, meals, dinner, dinnertime, mealtime, supper, suppertime, meal planning, controversial, controversy, controversies, meat, ethics, ethical, unethical, consumption, environmental issues, environment, unsustainable, fish, seafood, gmo, g.m.o., genetically modified organisms, genetically modified, gm food, gm foods, g.m. food, g.m.s foods, genetically modified food, genetically modified foods, genetically engineered food, genetically engineered foods, ge food, ge foods, g.e. food, g.e. foods, bio-engineered food, bio-engineered foods, genetic engineering, social issues, food choices, modern life"My God! There are traces of tuna fish in this shipment of mercury."
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medicine, medical testing, scientific research, medical research, science, testing, test, tests, experiment, experiments, research, researcher, researchers, scientist, scientists, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, shipment, shipments, material, materials, mercury, fish, tuna, mercury poisoning, environment, environmental issues, environmental problems, mercury content, nature, science"Looks as if the clean-air crowd turned out in force."
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animal, animals, forest animals, moose, bear, bears, goat, goats, politics, government, governments, capitol hill, washington, washington dc, congress, house of representatives, senate, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, environment, nature, environmental issues, environmental policy, environmental policy, environmental protection agency, epa, e.p.a., clear air act, federal, law, laws, policy, policies, concerned citizen, concerned citizens, pollution, air pollution, environmental law, environmental laws, air quality, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalismA sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".
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home, homes, house, houses, yard, yards, lawn, lawns, grass, pesticide, pesticides, insecticide, insecticides, herbicide, herbicides, chemical, chemicals, science, farm, farms, farming, agriculture, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, groundskeeping, groundskeeper, groundskeepers, nature, unnatural, environmental issues, environment, sign, signs, signage, keep off, warning, warnings, unhealthy, health, modern life"I just invented fire and pollution."
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history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, bc, b.c., before christ, paleolithic, palaeolithic, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, inventing, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions, fire, pollution, air pollution, environmental issues, innovationA man pumps gas into his car; the three choices of gas listed behind him are "Regular", "Unleaded" and "Organic".
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fuel, gas, gasoline, petrol, petrol station, petrol stations, gas station, gas stations, gas pump, gas pumps, gasoline pump, gasoline pumps, petrol pump, petrol pumps, filling station, filling station, fuelling station, fuelling station, garage, garages, service station, service station, servo, servos, pumping gas, pumping petrol, organic, unleaded, regular, trend, trends, trendy, eco-friendly, environment, nature, environmentally friendly, natural, bio fuel, biofuel, bio-fuel, carbon emissions, global warming, climate change, emissions, environmental issues, modern life"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."
"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."
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weather, bad weather, storm, storms, stormy, hurricane, hurricanes, tornado, tornadoes, typhoon, typhoons, cyclone, cyclones, natural disaster, natural disasters, extreme weather, flood, floods, flooding, tragedy, tragedies, nature, environment, environmental issues, problem, problems, weatherman, weathermen, meteorology, meteorologist, meteorologists, news, reporter, reporters, camera, cameras, video camera, video cameras, cameramen, cameraman, good weather, weather report, weather reports, reporting, newscaster, newscasters, anchorman, anchormen, news anchor, news anchors, media, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, desensitisation, desensitization, desensitised, desensitized, uncaring, cold, modern life"Damn straight, if the food chain ain't broke, don't fix it."
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lion, lions, food chain, food chains, food-chain, food-chains, food web, food webs, food-web, food-webs, if it aint broke dont fix it, if it ain't broke don't fix it, vegetarianism, vegetarian, vegerarians, vegan, veganism, vegans, animal rights, animal right activist, animal right activists, animal right activism, green issues, green living, environmental issues, environmentally friendly, eat, eating, predator, predators, prey, carnivore, carnivorous, eating habits, dietBonsai Loggers
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plant, plants, house plant, house plants, indoor plant, indoor plants, bonsai, bonsais, bonsai tree, bonsai trees, logger, loggers, lumberjack, lumberjacks, lumber-jack, lumber-jacks, woodcutter, woodcutters, wood-cutter, wood-cutters, woodcutting, deforestation, green issues, ecofriendly, eco friendly, eco-friendly, environmental issues, ornamental plant, ornamental plants, decorate, decorations, interior decoration, interior, interiors, green house, green houses, hot house, hot houses, greenhouse, greenhouses, green-house, green-houses, truck, trucks, automobile, automobiles, vehicle, vehicles, miniature people, miniature humans, tiny people, tiny humans, scale, perspective, millennial, millennials, plant mad, plant crazy, nature, natural, gardening, gardener, horticulture, horticulturist"Go straight until you get to the Body Shop. Then there's a path to the right that leads to the Gap. A little farther along, just past the Limited, there's a clearing, Victoria's Secret is right there."
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consumerism, consumerist, mall, malls, commercialism, commercial interest, commercial interests, deforest, deforests, deforestation, direction, directions, maze, mazes, store, stores, storefront, storefronts, national park, national parks, sell out, sells out, selling out, sold out, environmental issue, environmental issues"Uh-oh - climate change."
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history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, bc, b.c., before christ, jurassic, cretaceous–paleogene, extinction, extinctions, extinct, extinction event, extinction events, asteroid, asteroids, meteor, meteors, comet, comets, disaster, disasters, impact, explosion, animal, animals, dinosaur, dinosaurs, climate change, environment, environmental issues, nature, weather, climate, temperature, temperatures, weather patterns, science, mass extinction, mass extinctions, alvarez hypothesis, earth, planet earthSea Levels Rising
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rising sea levels, environmental issues, green issues, climate change, global warning, sea levels, desert island, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, abandoned, abandon, stranded, flood, flooding, hermit, hermits, secluded, seclusion, mountain, mountains, carpathian mountains, hermit peak, hermit's peak, mountain hermit, maldives, the maldivesPolar Bear arrives at house
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polar bear, bears, bear, sea ice, ice, arctic, antarctic, sea levels, rising, rising sea levels, global warming, climate change, climate changes, house, home, visitor, unexpected, flood, flooding, warming, melting ice caps, sea-levels, global, global climate change, endangered, endanger, endangers, rare, environment, environmental issues, environments, environmental