"Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."
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shareholder, shareholders, stock, stockmarket, stockmarkets, stock market, stock markets, stockbroker, stockbrokers, priority, priorities, profit, profits, profit motive, profit motives, armageddon, apocalypse, post-apocalyptic, post-apocalypse, environmental destruction, catastrophe, catastrophes, extinction, human extinction, extinctions, value, bottom line, bottom lines, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, late capitalism, nuclear fallout, fallout, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, pollution, polluter, polluters, campfire, campfires, camp fire, camp fires, camp fire story, camp fire stories, scary story, scary stories, environment, corporation, corporations, corporate greed"Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."
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shareholder, shareholders, stock, stockmarket, stockmarkets, stock market, stock markets, stockbroker, stockbrokers, priority, priorities, profit, profits, profit motive, profit motives, armageddon, apocalypse, post-apocalyptic, post-apocalypse, environmental destruction, catastrophe, catastrophes, extinction, human extinction, extinctions, value, bottom line, bottom lines, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, late capitalism, nuclear fallout, fallout, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, pollution, polluter, polluters, campfire, campfires, camp fire, camp fires, camp fire story, camp fire stories, scary story, scary stories, environment, corporation, corporations, corporate greed"There has got to be a way for Detroit to make a safe, affordable, fuel-efficient vehicle out of hemp."
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hemp, hipster, hipsters, hipster culture, hipster cultures, detroit, car maker, car makers, car-maker, car-makers, car manufacturer, car manufacturers, car industry, auto industry, fuel-efficient, fuel efficiency, fuel-efficiency, fuel efficient, innovator, innovators, innovation, innovations, problem solver, problem solvers, problem solve, car, cars, affordable, safety, vehicle, vehicles, auto vehicle, auto vehicles, green, green car, green cars, environmentally friendly, environmentalist, environmentalists"It's a pity those awful people were right about the environment."
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environment, environmental, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, barren, wasteland, wastelands, global warming, climate change, word play, play on words, baby boomer, baby boomers, nature, green, recycle, recycling, greenhouse gases, carbon, carbon footprint, green house gases, greenhouse effect, carbon emissions, emissions, extinction event, extinction, extinct, critic, critical, critique, critics, critically"If I were a goddam blue whale, I'll bet you'd fork over fast enough."
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conservationist, conservationists, activist, activists, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, vagrant, vagrants, beggar, beggars, begging, poverty, charity, charities, charity case, charity cases, bum, bums, philanthropy, philanthropist, philanthropists"By George, Kinkaid is doing his part."
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save money, saves money, saving money, rideshare, rideshares, rideshare program, ridesharing program, ridesharing programs, conserve fuel, conserves fuel, conserving fuel, limo, limos, limousine, limousines, commute, commutes, commuting, commuter, commuters, morning commute, morning commutes, chauffeur, chauffeurs, chauffeured, sacrifice, sacrifices, gas, gasoline, sidecar, sidecars, motorcycle sidecar, motorcycle sidecars, do your part, doing your part, do your bit, doing your bit, conserve, conserves, conservation, conservation effort, conservation efforts, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism"And may we continue to be worthy of consuming a disproportionate share of this planet's resources."
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consumer, consumers, consumption, carrying capacity, resources, resource, earth, save the planet, saving the planet, greed, greedy, planet's resource, american, americans, environmentalist, environmentalists, selfish, selfishness, worthy, unworthy, pray, prays, praying, prayer, prayers, hope, hopes, over-consume, over-consuming, overconsume, overconsuming, overuse, overusing, guilt, guilty, guilt-inducing"Sorry, Harold, but I'm reducing our carbon footprint."
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carbon footprint, carbon footprints, footprint, footprints, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, excuse, excuses, shoot, shoots, shooting, shootings, shot, husband, husbands, wife, wives, discord, marital discord, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, resources, reduce, reduces, reducing"Globally warm enough for you, buddy?"
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environment, environmental, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, barren, wasteland, wastelands, global warming, climate change, word play, play on words, baby boomer, baby boomers, nature, green, recycle, recycling, greenhouse gases, carbon, carbon footprint, green house gases, greenhouse effect, carbon emissions, emissions, extinction event, extinction, extinct, critic, critical, critique, critics, critically, bar, bars, barfly, bar fly, bartender, bartenders"God, how earnest. Whales on recycled paper."
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christmas, xmas, noel, yule, greeting card, greeting cards, card, cards, xmas card, xmas cards, christmas card, christmas cards, recycled paper, recycling, recycled, environmentally friendly, eco-friendly, tree hugger, tree huggers, environmentalist, environmentalists, environment, environmental issues, nature, saving the environment, whale, whales, endangered, endangers animal, endangers animals, endangered species, saving the planet, saving the whales, environmentalism, environmental protection, pretentious, modern life"I have no particular objection to the earth, but I wouldn't go so far as to call myself its friend."
"Momma? Is Rick Perry real?"
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rick perry, texas, governor, governors, climate change, global warming, ice cap, ice caps, monster, monsters, polar bear, polar bears, myth, myths, mythical, scary story, scary stories, extinct, extinction, environmental policy, secretary of energy, catastrophe, catastrophes, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."
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taxi, taxis, taxi cab, taxi cabs, cab, cabs, driving, driver, drivers, cab driver, cab drivers, taxi driver, taxi drivers, transportation, cabbie, cabbies, new age, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, environment, nature, tree, trees, ginkgo, ginkgo tree, ginkgo trees, trend, trends, trendy, hipster, hipsters, park, parks"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"
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tree, trees, photosynthesis, expel, oxygen, breathe, breathing, breath, forest, forests, wood, woods, gross, perspective, yucky, o2, inhaling, inhale, perspectives, different, biologist, biologists, botanist, botanists, botany, plant, plants, plant life, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, grossout, grossing out, farts, gas, gases, gaseous"I'm afraid you have humans."
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environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, human, mankind, pollute, pollutes, polluting, pollution, diagnose, diagnoses, diagnosing, diagnosis, diagnoses, doctor, doctors, human activity, climate change, global warming, environmental destruction, extinct, extinction, mass extinction, extinction level event, parasite, parasites, pest, pests, bad news, breaking bad newsPeter and the Wolf, 1995.
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peter and the wolf, classical, classical music, modern adaptation, modern adaptations, animal rights, animal rights activist, animal rights activists, animal rights activism, moral dilemma, moral dilemmas, modern fairy tale, modern fairy tales, update, updates, updating, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalismMeanwhile, Deep in the Rain Forest...Save the Cities
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environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists, environmental activism, rainforest, rainforests, rain forest, rain forests, conservationist, conservationists, city, cities, campaign, fundraiser, fundraisers, fundraising, urban life, jungle, jungles, wildlife, animal activist, animal activists, activism, role reversal, endangered species, endangered habitat, habitat, habitatsRecycling in the Bin
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recycling, recycle, recycled, recycling bin, recycling bins, recycling point, recycling points, bin, bins, landfill, dustbin, dustbins, rubbish bin, rubbish bins, rubbish, bin, bins, waste, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists, bin collection, bin collections, waste collection, waste collections, recyclable, recyclablesTurf War on West 49th Street
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turf war, turf wars, kook, kooks, religious nut, religious nutcase, religious nutcases, protest, protests, protesting, street, streets, street sign, street signs, end is near, apocalyptic, prediction, predictions, predicting, environmentalist, environmentalists, disagreement, disagreements, nutcase, nutcases, insane, crazy person, crazy people, greenhouse gas, greenhouse gases, greenhouse gasses, armageddon, peas in a pod, commonality, commonalities, doomsayer, doomsayers, doomsaying