"Pi what squared? Long John, you should be able to get this."
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"Actually, I got some pretty good ideas when I was in the box."
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Accountants just want to have fun...
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"You realize, of course, that this means war."
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"I just figured out why we've never had girlfriends."
"But enough about this for a while, gentlemen. Let's talk about real estate."
"I like the part about the deer."
"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."
"Still doesn't explain cats."
Cat doing complex equation to work out the jump he needs to make.
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"Are we allowed to pray?"
"Can you stop that crap? The bison are on the move."
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The Day After a Long Weekend: "Monday?? Wednesday? There's no way to know!!"
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"Be still! There's a fine line between art and science."
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"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"
"Stop being creative and discover something already."
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"You've just proven that your job doesn't exist."
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Einstein At The Bank
"Sorry, Josh, but I need to stay in and work on my Theory of Everything but Josh."
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New Course At The New School
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"Well, in my opinion it's 265! Are you telling me I don't have a right to my opinion?"
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"Here's your problem—you forgot the sleaze factor."
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The Tomb of the Unknown Quantity.
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