Republicans & Constitution
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"What a couple of clucks we are. Here's another mistake right up here."
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"Well, it sure looks like Texas, and yet . . ."
"Carol, check my appointment book—something's not right."
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"I'll bet it's that damn Pentium chip again."
"Let me tell you, folks—I've been around long enough to develop an instinct for these things, and my client is innocent or I'm very much mistaken."
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"Damn those dugout Martinis!"
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Sale! 30% off. Margin of error plus or minus 4%.
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"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."
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"Don't worry about the two billion, Max—we've all done stupid things."
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"I thought I saw you by the lake this morning, but it was a stick."
Of all its controversial decisions, the Supreme Court makes its biggest blunder putting the 5'0" Ruth Bader Ginsburg at shortstop in a game against the Baltimore Orioles.
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When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"
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"Chaucer on lyne thrie."
She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?
Tags:science, experiment, experiments, scientist, scientists, mad, evil, crazy, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, literature, book, books, novel, novels, frankenstein, the modern prometheus, mary shelley, dead, corpse, corpses, dead body, dead bodies, zombie, zombies, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., ballet, ballets, ballerina, ballerinas, dancing, dancer, dancers, fouette, fouettes, pas de deux, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, fan, fans, swan lake, black swan, pyotr ilyich tchaikovsky, tchaikovsky, counting
"I'm afraid there's been some mistake."
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"First of all, you mislabelled this evidence. Second, it looks like you brought the victim in for questioning."
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"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."
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"Oh, is that today?"
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"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"
Tags:factory, factories, manufacturing, manufacturing plant, manufacturing plants, fabrication, production, production line, mass production, mass producing, assembly line, assembly lines, industry, industrial, industries, industrial mishap, industrial mishaps, industrial revolution, foreman, foremanship, boss, bosses, floor manager, floor managers, creation bible, biblical, genesis, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, crossed wires, animal, animals, animal sounds, animal sound, animal breed, animal breeding, animal husbandry, onomatopoeia, onomatopoeias
"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, past, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, order, orders, ordering, appetizer, appetizers, appetiser, appetisers, couple, couples, reconciliation, forgiveness, marriage, marriages, married life
"A face checker called Ted this morning about his obituary."
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"Brooks Brothers? Arthur T. Stargis here. I believe a mistake has been made."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, fashion, styles, clothes, clothing, clothier, clothiers, menswear, men's fashion, men's clothing, men's clothes, t-shirt, t-shirts, casual, informal, order, orders, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, unhappy, upset, angry, complaining, complaint, complaints, customer service, service, formal, straight-laced, stiff, generation gap, generational gap, modern fashion, fashionable, trend, trends, trendy, old age, ageing, aging, getting old, getting older, growing old, growing older, middle age, middle-age
A gravestone with an epitaph that reads "It's just a cold".
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Road that goes off a cliff with a sign stating "We regret the error".
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