"I'll work on the appeal. You try to escape."
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"Miss Robins, get me a ladder and a hacksaw, if you will, please."
Escaping the Office
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"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."
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"Call my attorney and ask him if he remembers that trick for getting out of handcuffs without a key."
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"What's your exit strategy?"
"I thought you turned location services off."
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"Thanks to Kickstarter, we're building a tunnel."
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"Now, understand, I'm not suggesting that you actually do anything with any of these tools."
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"I couldn't find a nail file, like you asked, so I brought you some nail polish and lip gloss instead."
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"It's at times like this, when everyone is preoccupied with the war, that I think about escaping."
"I'll distract him with my complete medical history, and then you can make your move."
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Every Four Years Someone Overreacts.
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"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."
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Baseball Prison Break
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"Just make sure you tie it good and tight! We'll have that tooth out in no time!"
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The Rat Maze
"Alert! A prisoner is escaping!"
Rat Maze Trap Door
"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"
"I wouldn't have spent so much time fixing this place up if I'd known we'd be leaving so soon."
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