"Miss Robins, get me a ladder and a hacksaw, if you will, please."
Escaping the Office
Tags:offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, escape, escaping, escape artist, escape artists, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, bad job, bad jobs, modern expectation, modern expectations, overworked, overworking, climb out the window, climbing out the window, dummy, dummies, decoy, decoys, escape plan, escape plans
"Up gets you nowhere."
Tags:desert, deserts, lost, crawl, crawls, crawling, survive, survives, survival, surviving, escape, escapes, escaping, run away, runs away, running away, supernatural, overheat, overheats, overheating, flee, flees, flees, fleeing, supernatural, fly, flies, flying, magical realism, help, seek help, seeks help, seeking help
"I'd love to invite you in, but I need some time to digest everything you told me about the Ottoman Empire."
Tags:date, dates, first dates, first dates, bad date, bad dates, escape, escaping, boring date, boring dates, ottoman empire, the ottoman empire, reject, rejects, rejection, rejections, rejected, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, one died conversation, one sided conversations
"Very few leave the grove!"
Police Lineup Escape
"Not so fast, Mr. Hodges."
Tags:therapy, therapists, therapist, counselor, escape, escaping, escape artist, escape artists, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, ladder, ladders, positive thinking, postive outlook, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, shrink, shrinks
"If it's my pride, I'm not here"
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, cocktail, cocktails, martini, martinis, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, lion, lions, pride, prides, hiding, escaping, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, avoiding, family, families, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses
"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."
"They should never have allowed us to be free-range."
Tags:chicken, chickens, free range chicken, free range chickens, free-range chicken, free-rang chickens, animal rights, escape, escaping, wander off, wandering off, farm animal, farm animals, chicken farm, chicken farms, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, antarctica, the antarctic, runaway, runaways, running away
"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."
Tags:treehouse, treehouses, tree house, tree houses, escape, escapes, escaping, married life, separate space, separate spaces, mancave, mancaves, man-cave, man-caves, retreat, retreats, argument, arguments, spat, spats, fight, fights, fighting, row, rows, rowing, marital discord, keep the peace, keeping the peace, hideaway, hideaways, hiding spot, hiding spots, secret hiding spot, secret hiding spots, secret, secrets, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems
"But, Father, is running away ever answer?"
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, run away, running away, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions, rocket, rockets, space rocket, space rockets, escape, escaping, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes
"In order to be free I had to make certain adjustments."
Tags:fish, goldfish, goldfish bowl, goldfish bowls, fishbowl, fishbowls, escape, escaping, evolve, evolving, evolution, theory of evolution, darwinism, charles darwin, on the origin of species, surgery, plastic surgery, self betrayal, self-betrayal, moving on, freedom, life choice, life choices, life decision, life decisions, legs
"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."
Tags:digger, diggers, power tool, power tools, escape tunnel, escape tunnels, escape plan, escape plans, escape, escapes, freedom, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, crimes, criminal, criminals, jailbreak, jailbreaks, jail break, jail breaks, prison break, prison breaks, tunneling, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, escaping, digging out, prison warden, prison wardens, jail warden, jail wardens
"There goes Daddy to the park again! And do you know what he does in the park? He sits! That's what he does. He sits! He goes to the park and just sits!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, escape, escapes, escaping, silience, relaxation, relaxing, park, parks, sitting, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, peace and quiet, calm, calming, taking a break, break, breaks, getting away
"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"
Tags:escape, escapes, escaping, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, divorce, divorces, filing for divorce, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, escape artist, escape artists
"We're free-range. Why not run for it?"
Tags:chicken, chickens, chick, chicks, hen, hens, free range chicken, free range chickens, freerange chickens, freerange chickens, free range, freerange, free-range, free-range chickens, free-range chicken, animal right, animal welfare, animal rights activism, animal rights activist, animal rights organisation, animal rights organistaion, animal rights group, animal rights groups, escape, escaping, freedom, run for it, make a run for it, making a run for it, make a break for it, making a break for it, flee, fleeing, rescue chicken, rescue chickens, flight, take flight, taking flight
The Yessiree Bob Building and No Way Jose fire escape.
A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.
Tags:autumn, fall, tree, trees, season, seasons, seasonal, lawn, lawns, lawn care, yardwork, housework, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, chore, chores, rake, rakes, raking, raking the leaves, leaf, leaves, climbing, escaping, returning, personification, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, nature
"Are you sure you've got everything this time?"
Tags:prison, prisons, jail, jail, jailbreak, jail break, prison break, prisonbreak, escape, escaping, escapee, escapees, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, tunnel, tunneling, tunnelling, digging, dig, going back, go back, forget, forgetful, forgetfulness, forgetting, forgotten items, turn around, turning around
"This speeds up the game significantly."
"It's tough, but their right to keep and bear arms must not be infringed."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, deer, tough, running, running away, escaping, hunter, hunters, hunting, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, rifle, rifles, shooting, gun laws, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, second amendment, gun rights, right, rights, right to bear arms, infringed, infringing, politics, government, governments, constitutions, constitutions, american constitution, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, hobby, hobbies, leisure, sport, sports
"What's your exit strategy?"