"You keep saying 'ice fishing' as if there were some other kind."
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"Certainly I'm proud to be an Eskimo! That doesn't mean I enjoy freezing my tail off."
"Hold it - we almost forgot his benefits package."
"The summer went so fast."
"I can still fit into my high-school kayak."
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"Why is it, Oogluk, that though the years may come and the years may go, you still never fail to find it amusing when someone slips and falls on the ice?"
"It's your mother. She's floated back."
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"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."
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"On the other hand, we don't even have one word for 'swamp'."
"It's my kids - wishing me a happy Father's Day."
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"Where are the cheese sticks?"
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"You'll have to be more specific — my people have more than four hundred different words for snow cone."
An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.
"You know what they say. Cold hands, warm heart."
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"It's Al Gore."
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"Do I remember when we first met? It's a moment frozen in time."
"I have over a hundred words for 'grits.' "
"The glaciers are angry."
The Short-Lived Game of Whack-a-Mole
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"Well, when did you get back to the Big Town?"
"Well, there goes the neighborhood."
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"Remember, son, it's never too early to start saving for retirement."
"Yes, it's true we have 17 words for 'snow', but only one way of saying, 'I'm really tired of hearing that same questions.'"