"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."
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Torture-Free C.I.A. Interrogation Tools
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"Stay cool - we're picking up a lot of chatter."
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"Listen carefully, I don't have much time."
"All the kids have noticed that Mom wears Russian Army boots."
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"We get in, we go down, we walk to the Park. I do my business; we're in and out in ten minutes. Anyone asks, you're with me."
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"Bland, James Bland."
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'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'
"I said come alone."
"About these experiments you've conducted for twelve years. . . no one remembers hiring you."
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A panhandler with a sign that reads "Never lost, sold, misplaced or gave away nuclear secrets".
A bartender serves a martini to a runner with the number 007.
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"You're the lapdog. Tell us what they're saying."
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"I thought I'd clouded that rodent's mind..."
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Today's Special - Nuclear Secrets with Snow Peas
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"To be completely frank, we have now discovered all your country's secrets, except how to make a million dollars in one's spare time at home with no personal investment."
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"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."
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Tags:kid, kids, child, children, baby, babies, infant, infants, newborn, newborns, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, bonding, relationship, relationships, fictional character, fictional characters, book, books, literature, film, films, movie, movies, spy, spies, espionage, action, mi6, secret service, secret intelligence service, hero, heroes
"O.K., if the spies don't shop whole foods, where do they shop?"
"O.K., if the spies don't shop whole foods, where do they shop?"
"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."