Estate Agencies Cartoons

"The microwave is smart, but the refrigerator is woke."

A car drives past a sign that reads "Welcome to Condoville and the illusion of owning your own property."

"It's fine - you know, it's a moon."

"The back of the house? Didn't I already show you that?"

"It's more than I can afford and less than I desire."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

"Condomania"

"Sure we have mortgage money. It's just that you can't have any."

A house with a For Sale sign out in front that reads "Might be for sale".

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

The King and His Real Estate Advisors

"Well, then, if and when you do consider moving, would you let us know?"

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

"Those are the Petersons - they're waiting for our price to go down."

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

"It's an illegal sublet."

"Wait till you see the bedroom. It's cavernous."

"We raised ninety-seven happy children in it and could let you have it for six hundred thousand."

"We're thinking of moving to another part of the country—somewhere between Lyme disease and killer bees."