"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."
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rental, renting, renter, rents, rent, refurbish, refurbishing, refurbishment, refurbishments, do up, doer upper, tear-down, tear down, torn down, house, housing, home, homes, home owner, home owners, home ownership, letting, let, estate agent, real estate, realtor, realtors, demolition, demolish, demolished"Location, location, location."
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estate agent, estate agents, real estate, rule, rules, location, locations, home buyer, home buyers, home buying, apartment, apartments, apartment hunt, apartment hunts, flat, flats, letting, lettings, letting officer, letting officers, letting agent, letting agents, pigeon, pigeons, priority, priorities"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."
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selling, sales, sold, sells, seller, real estate, house, housing, home, homes, organ, organs, kidney, kidneys, selling kidneys, desperate, desperately, bargain, bargaining, bargains, barter, barters, buying, buys, buyer, estate agent, real estate agent, estate agents, real estate agents, realtor, realtors, organ donation, housing market, anxious, overanxious, house price, house prices, crash, 2008 crash, housing bubble, bubble, housing bubbles, bubbles"So make me an offer."
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turtle, turtles, salamander, salamanders, lizard, lizards, homeowner, homeowners, home buyer, home buyers, home, homes, hunt, hunts, hunting, house, houses, house hunting, house hunter, house hunters, shell, shells, exposed, feeling exposed, offer, offers, negotiate, negotiates, negotiating, price, prices, real estate, estate agent, estate agents, letting agent, letting agents, real estate agent, real estate agents"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"
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fixer-upper, fixer-uppers, diy, do-it-yourself, strain, strains, repair, repairs, home repair, home repairs, test of marriage, marital test, marital tests, stressor, stressors, stress, stresses, couples therapist, couples therapists, couples therapy, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, estate agent, estate agents, apartment hunt, apartment hunts, home, home buyer, home buyers, new home, strong marriage, good marriageRealtor from the Black Lagoon
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real estate, new york city, tribeca, snakes, swamps, spiders, property values, real estate, realtor, realtors, real estate agent, real estate agents, estate agent, estate agents, classic movie, classic movies, classic film, classic films, lagoon, lagoons, property value, property values, sales pitch, sales spiel, housing market, property market, monster movie, monster movies, monster, monsters"We'll take it."
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maze, mazes, rat, rats, mouse, mice, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, estate agent, estate agents, new house, new home, apartment, apartments, dream house, dream houses, dream home, dream homes, ideal home, ideal homes, home buyer, home buyers, natural habitat, lab rat, lab rats, scientist, scientists, study, studies, scientific study, scientific studies"The microwave is smart, but the refrigerator is woke."
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real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, home, homes, house, houses, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, appliance, appliances, smart, smart appliance, smart appliances, technology, microwave, microwaves, refrigerator, refrigerators, fridge, fridges, woke, social justice warrior, social justice warriors, sjw, sjws, social justice, racial justice, justice, activism, activist, activists, hashtag, hashtags, modern lifeA car drives past a sign that reads "Welcome to Condoville and the illusion of owning your own property."
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property, properties, real estate, homeownership, home ownership, owning a house, owning a home, condo, condos, condominium, condominiums, owner, owners, welcome, sign, signs, signage, illusion, illusions, reality, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"
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church, churches, consumer, consumers, consumerism, consumerist, agenda, agendas, retail, retailer, retailers, commercialism, commercial district, commercial districts, estate agent, estate agents, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, letting agent, letting agents, selling point, selling points, sell out, sells out, selling out, declining, decline, declines, church attendance, religious"It's fine - you know, it's a moon."
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space, outer space, science, planet, planets, moon, moons, astronaut, astronauts, nasa, n.a.s.a., national aeronautics and space administration, space exploration, home, homes, house, houses, new, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, moving, fine, alright, ok, o.k., real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, opinion, opinions, unimpressed, unimpressive, man on the moon"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"
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bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, literal, literal joke, shopping, bookshop, bookshops, book shop, book shops, library, libraries, librarian, librarians, shelves, shelf, bookstore, clerk, companion, introductory, guide, guides, real estate, estate agent, real estate agent, real estate agents, agency, instruction, instruction book, instruction books"The back of the house? Didn't I already show you that?"
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real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, octopus, home, homes, house, houses, back of the house, hide, hiding, hidden, problem, problems, flaw, flaws, home inspection, home inspector, home inspectors, buying a home, buying a house, dangerous, danger, risk, risky"Can't you just see us sitting here every morning with our coffee, gazing out the window and worrying about how to pay the mortgage?"
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real estate, estate agent, estate agents, home buyer, home buyers, buy a house, buying a house, house, houses, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, stoop, stoops, ritual, rituals, morning ritual, morning rituals, mortgage, mortgages, mortgage payment, mortgage payments, underwater, bill, bills, stress, stresses, realistic, homeowner, homeowners, home owner, home owners"It's more than I can afford and less than I desire."
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real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property, properties, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, money, finances, afford, unaffordable, expensive, desire, desires, wish, home, homes, house, houses, mansion, mansions, businessman, businessmen, buying a house, buying a home, rich, wealthy"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."
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real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property, properties, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, house, houses, home, homes, rental, rentals, renting, happy, unhappy, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriend, girlfriends, dating, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-upsBlissful Acres - An Ignorant Community
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ignorance, ignorance is bliss, bliss, blissful, happy, happiness, joy, joyful, dumb, dumber, smart, road, road sign, signs, signage, sign joke, housing, houses, home, homes, neighbourhood, suburbia, suburban, real estate, estate agent, realtor, realtors, community, communities, social commentary, gated community, social, comment, commentary"We could easily sell this place—it shows nicely."
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real estate, estate, estate agent, estate agents, property, properties, hut, huts, house, houses, poor, poverty, sell, selling, housing market, farmer, farmers, medieval, medievals, home, homes, history, historical, modern, modernity, combination, combine, house sales, sale, sales"This area has a long and rich history. First, the Indians lived here, then it was a plantation with slaves, then poor people lived here, and now it's a magnificent condo complex."
"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."
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religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, boat, boats, ship, ships, animal, animals, pair, pairs, fox, foxes, couple, couples, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property, properties, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, pressure, salesman, salesmen, selling, renting, rental, rentals, buying a home, buying a house, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, home, home, house, houses, closing"We could move to Brooklyn, or we could live in a tent."
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brooklyn, new york, real estate, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, property market, property markets, real estate, real estate market, property value, property values, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, tent, tents, moving house, property ladder, housing ladder, housing market, housing markets, first time buyer, first time buyers, first-time buyer, first-time buyers"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"
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alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property, properties, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, business, businessmen, businessman, planet, planets, earth, planet earth, buying, buyer, buyers"Condomania"
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new york, new york city, ny, nyc, landmark, landmarks, famous landmark, famous landmarks, lady liberty, statue of liberty, liberty enlightening the world, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property, properties, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, development, developments, condo, condos, condominium, condominiums, mania, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, building, buildings, monument, monuments, statue, statues, sculpture, sculptures, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american"It's perfect for starting a family."
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sperm, egg, eggs, sperm cell, egg cell, fertilisation, fertilization, conception, conceive, conceiving, conceived, real estate, realtor, realtors, estate agent, estate agents, sell, selling, family, families, property, properties