Estate Agent Cartoons

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Location, location, location."

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

"So make me an offer."

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

"Here at Hazmat Acres we take pride in our beautiful mystery mounds."

Realtor from the Black Lagoon

"We'll take it."

"The microwave is smart, but the refrigerator is woke."

A car drives past a sign that reads "Welcome to Condoville and the illusion of owning your own property."

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

"It's fine - you know, it's a moon."

"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"

"The back of the house? Didn't I already show you that?"

"Can't you just see us sitting here every morning with our coffee, gazing out the window and worrying about how to pay the mortgage?"

"It's more than I can afford and less than I desire."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

"We could easily sell this place—it shows nicely."

"This area has a long and rich history. First, the Indians lived here, then it was a plantation with slaves, then poor people lived here, and now it's a magnificent condo complex."

"We could move to Brooklyn, or we could live in a tent."

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."

"Condomania"

"It's perfect for starting a family."