Sisyphus' baseball game
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"I was hoping that heaven might be, you know, more transcendent."
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Thomas Wilson 1901-1989 Fax 555-4320 tombstone
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Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy
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"When it's eternity here, it's still early morning on the West Coast."
Heaven - with Children
Waiting For The G Train
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"Then it's agreed. Watson, Smith, Teller, and Wilson go to Heaven; Jones, Paducci, and Horner go to Hell; and Fenton and Miller go to arbitration."
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"They're the lucky ones. We're headed for telemarketing."
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"You wouldn't be here except for the relaxed grading standards."
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The Bourne Eternity
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"Why didn't my lawyer tell me about this?"
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"I love shark week."
A damned man begs for change at the gates of heaven.
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"In a million years, I never thought I'd hear Sinatra sing 'Mr. Tambourine Man.' "
Sisyphus, Holiday edition
Sisyphus, Holiday edition