"Ask the judge whether we can find the defendant not guilty and still execute him."
"I keep my core beliefs written on my palm for easy reference."
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Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius
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"I'll want to run a few tests on you, just to cover my ass."
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"We're giving up for the holidays."
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"The salary is unimportant—I'll just siphon off what I need."
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"You faked your death once before—how do I know you're not faking it now?"
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How to Tell if a Country Has the Bomb
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Moral Values for Dummies
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"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."
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"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."
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"I may have waffled, but I never lip-synched."
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"True, it's been revealed that I have a second family, but, I assure you, I am a decent second-family man."
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Other Rembrandt Misattributions
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"I hope you don't think that you have a monopoly on ethics."
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"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."
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"I was an attorney, but I've been involved in community service for the last three hundred hours."
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"Our best strategy may be to destigmatize embezzlement."
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"Philip! Nice to see you still at large."
"This is what happens when ethical standards are set artificially high."
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"I'm having an ethical dilemma bringing him into a world of global warming."
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"It saddens me to think that so many of my customers are going to hell."
"Please pay attention, as the ethics have changed."
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"I'm an 'ethical' carnivore'. Were any of those cows assholes?"
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