Rehabilitated At Last
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"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."
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"We didn't have time to pick up a bottle of wine, but this is what we would have spent."
"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"
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"How much do you tip a masseuse?"
"A gentleman would offer his seat."
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"Will the owner of the car with license plate 417-JHL please move it?"
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Snowman Tips Hat... And Head.
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"Ever the gentleman, eh, Westbrook?"
"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."
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"How much do we have to leave to avoid a social-media incident?"
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"It's too late to call them now—they'll be sound asleep. They live in Connecticut!"
"Not so loud, sweetie. We're in Europe."
PULL CORD IN CASE OF SUDDEN AWARENESS THAT THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU IS FACING YOU
"Can't you crunch bones with your mouth closed?"
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"Hit it. I'm hungry."
"We have records of all the bad wine you bring to dinner parties."
"Sorry—just thinking out loud."
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"I wish you'd stop trying to gross everybody out."
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"Here, let me kill our conversation by looking it up on Wikipedia."
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Lois Lane Notices A New Male Sensitivity
When in Rome...
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"Was I supposed to answer? I thought it was a rhetorical text."
"Be prepared when you meet Mr. Henderson. He gives hugs."
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"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"
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