"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."
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"You didn't tell me Tuscany doesn't have cable."
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"I like Europe. They're not afraid of a few germs."
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The Euro-Trash Trashcan
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"You're right. It does send a powerful message."
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"Oh, how very French."
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Two kilt-wearing Scotsmen
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"This suit is more of a European cut."
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"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."
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"I don't know about you, but I come to the Hamptons to relax."
Suddenly a delightful Continental custom is sweeping America!
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"I hear we've just been granted most-favored-nation status."
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"We've thought and thought, but we're at a loss about what to call ourselves. Any ideas?"
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"How come I never see any tired and cranky Europeans?"
"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."
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"Atilla the DMV employee"
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"Not only do they all speak fluent English, but they keep correcting your grammar."
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"You know who's a big pain in the a*s? Europe."
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Viking explorer Leif Erikson sits on a rock reading a magazine called "LEIF".
Dark Thoughts in Buckingham Palace
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"They are nice falls, aren't they? I've always hoped someone would discover them."
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"How can Greece be doing so badly? Everyone I know is eating Greek yogurt."
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