"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."
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viking, vikings, pillage, pillaging, raid, raiding, less talking more raiding, ancient, ancient history, historical, horned, horn, horns, horned helmet, helmet, helmets, caught, problem, problems, hat, hats, shirt, shirts, boat, longboat, norse, nordic, armor, armour, europe, european history, european, myth, myths, mythology, early modern, medieval"You didn't tell me Tuscany doesn't have cable."
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villa, villas, italian villa, italian villas, cable, cable tv, cable television, expectation, expectations, entitled, entitlement, upper class, upper classes, ignorant, ignorance, attention span, attention spans, short attention span, short attention spans, italy, italian vacation, italian vacations, philistine, philistines, unappreciative, bored, boring, boredom, listless, shifty, fidget, fidgets, fidgeting, technology, technologies, europe, european"I like Europe. They're not afraid of a few germs."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, travel, traveling, travelling, traveler, travelers, travellers, traveller, grub, grubby, unclean, grimy, germ, germs, spreading germs, unhealthy, unwashed, europe, european, beer, beers, alcohol, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, cultural differences, unsanitaryThe Euro-Trash Trashcan
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euro, european, europeans, eurotrash, euro-trash, euro trash, trash, trashy, trashed, france, french, paris, parisian, eu, brexit, european union, union, europe, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, litter, littering, litters, tourist, tourism, tourists, fashion, fashions, fashionable, culture, culture shock, cultural, bin, bins, trash, trashes, trashcan, trash can, play on words, word play, pun, puns"You're right. It does send a powerful message."
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power, powerful message, message, messages, powerful, power suit, power suits, power outfit, new clothes, clothes, clothing, fashion, men's fashion, menswear, men's clothing, style, personal style, style, styles, men, man, store, stores, shop, shops, clothing store, clothing stores, department store, department stores, salesman, salesmen, history, vikings, barbarians, europe, european, military, government, violent, violence, greed, vanity, vain, psychology, personal appearance"Oh, how very French."
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europe, european, france, french, paris, smoking, smoke, smoker, smokers, cigar, tourist, tourists, foreigner, foreigners, child, children, kid, kids, stereotype, stereotypes, culture, cultural stereotype, cultural stereotypes, law, laws, e-cigarette, e-cigarettes, tobacco, minor, minors, youth, national identity, national stereotypesTwo kilt-wearing Scotsmen
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arcade, arcades, arcade game, arcade games, video game, video games, pinball, pinball machine, pinball machines, game, games, playing, scotland, scottish, scot, scots, scotsman, scotsmen, kilt, kilts, europe, united kingdom, tilt, fashion, style, menswear, men's fashion, men's clothing, men's clothes, clothes, clothing, leisure, wordplay, word play"This suit is more of a European cut."
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suit, suits, fashion, fashions, europe, europeans, strike, striking, union, unions, unionise, unionize, industrial action, industrial actions, walk out, walking out, capitalism, capitalist, socialism, socialist, socialists, social democract, france, french, america, america vs europe, european suits, european fashion, cut, cuts"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."
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europe, europeans, france, french, spain, spanish, smoke, smoking, confident, confidence, acceptable, accepted, foreigners, foreign, party, parties, health, unhealthy, lung, lungs, pressure, peer pressure, social pressure, pressures, social pressures, peer pressures, inspire, inspired, culture, cultures, cultured, stereotype, stereotypesSuddenly a delightful Continental custom is sweeping America!
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europe, european, farmer, farmers, farming, oxen, ox, rural, rural area, rural areas, hipster, hipsters, street scene, street scenes, custom, customs, cart, carts, oxcart, oxcarts, farming community, farming communities, retro, retro fashion, throwback, throwbacks, trend, trends, trendy, charm, charms, charming, america, american, americans, united states"XIVth Street"
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history, french history, france, french, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, royal, royalty, french royalty, new york, ny, new york city, fourteenth, fourteenth street, 14th street, street, streets, xiv, roman numerals, subway, metro, underground, tube, platform, platforms, station, stations, train, trains, waiting, king louis xiv, king louis, sun king, louis the 14th, louis xiv, louis the great, bourbon, house of bourbon, europe, european, transportation, public transportation, urban, commuter, commuters, commute, commuting"I hear we've just been granted most-favored-nation status."
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most-favored-nation, most-favoured-nation, nation, nations, favorite, favourite, international, economy, economic, europe, eastern europe, trade, trading, foreign policy, foreign, foreigner, foreigners, poor, poor people, poverty, peasant, peasants, politics, political, equality, world trade organization, world trade organisation, intergovernmental, multinational, government, governmentsTravel Scenes
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travel, traveling, travels, vacation, vacations, vacationing, holiday, holidays, postcards, postcard, paris, notre dame, cathedral, caronia, rms caronia, art, artwork, vintage, vintage travel, travelogue, travelogues, amherst, europe, european"We've thought and thought, but we're at a loss about what to call ourselves. Any ideas?"
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history, historical, america, american, discovery, discovers, nina, pinta, santa maria, colombus, columbus, voyage, voyages, indian, indians, american indians, native american, american indian, native americans, new world, colonists, colonialism, colonial expansion, colonial, sarcasm, sarcastic, mistake, cherokee, navajo, apache, amerindians, indigenous, indigenous americans, europe, european arrogance, defined, racism, misunderstood, misunderstanding"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."
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crusade, crusades, crusader, crusaders, battle, historical, historically, feudal, feudalism, peasant, peasants, soldier, soldiers, medieval, warrior, warriors, siege, sieged, sieges, battle, battles, march, marches, marching, vanguard, visgoth, visgoths, goth, goths, the goths, europe, european history, wild card, wild cards, mercenary, mercenaries, game theory, game theories, hired, hire, for money, war, wars"Atilla the DMV employee"
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history, historical, ancient, attila, attila the hun, hun, huns, barbarian, barbarians, europe, european, employee, employees, staff, worker, workers, photo, photos, picture, pictures, dmv, d.m.v., department of motorized vehicles, department of motor vehicles, driver's licence, driver's licences, driver licence, driver licences, driving licence, driving licence, driving, licensing, driver, drivers, government, government, government department, government departments, government worker, government workers, government employee, government employees, mean, harsh, brutal, violent, angry, evil, rude, hostile, unfriendly, transportation, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobilesCreative labeling
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alcohol, clocohols, chianti, burgundy, rioja, mislabelling, mislabelled, mislable, spigot, spigots, europe, european, europeans, wine, wines, grape stomping, grape stomper, grape-stomping, grape-stompers, unethical, lying, mying, marketing, mis-sold, mis-selling, mis sold, mis selling, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, lie, lying, mislead, misleading, mislead, marketing tactics, marketing tactic, marketing strategy, marketing strategies, fermentation, fermenting, brewery, breweries, brewing, maceration, unethical, unsanitary"Not only do they all speak fluent English, but they keep correcting your grammar."
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tourist, tourists, american tourist, american tourists, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, grammar, grammar nazi, bad grammar, correcting grammar, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassments, fluent english, second language, second languages, british tourist, british tourists, europe, european, europeans, european vacation, european vacations"You know who's a big pain in the a*s? Europe."
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united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, americans, government, governments, politics, politician, politicians, government official, government officials, diplomat, diplomats, diplomacy, president, presidents, general, generals, cabinet, cabinets, white house, europe, euopeans, european, pita, p.i.t.a., pain, pains, annoying, bothersome, pest, pests, problem, problems, trouble, troubles, issue, issues, foreign relations, international relations, foreign policy, international affairs, foreign affairs, frustration, disagreement, disagreements, irritation, annoyance, resentment, dissatisfaction, economy, economic policy, trade, foreign trade, international tradeViking explorer Leif Erikson sits on a rock reading a magazine called "LEIF".
Dark Thoughts in Buckingham Palace
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queen elizabeth ii, buckingham palace, queen, queens, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, british, british empire, history, historical, colony, colonies, former colony, former colonies, power, restoration, restoration of the monarchy, eastern europe, europe, dark thought, dark thoughts, thinking, thought, thoughts, secret, secrets, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, news, hope, hoping, hopeful, bitter, unrealistic, wishful thinking, politics, diplomacy, government, governments"They are nice falls, aren't they? I've always hoped someone would discover them."
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discovery, discoveries, explorer, explorers, exploration, imperialist, imperialists, imperialism, waterfall, waterfalls, racism, western expansion, europe, european, eurocentrism, eurocentric, euro-centrism, euro-centric, africa, african, native, natives, colonizer, colonizers, colonizing, bigot, bigots, bigotry, history, historical, safari, safaris, on safari, bigoted, imperial history"How can Greece be doing so badly? Everyone I know is eating Greek yogurt."
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unaware, unworldly, ignorance, ignorant, ignorance is bliss, dumb, oblivious, uninformed, greece, greek, debt crisis, greek depression, the crisis, recession, economy, economic, financial, bailout, europe, european, greek yogurt, yoghurt, yoghourt, strained yogurt, strained yoghurt, strained yoghourt, dairy, uneducated, incompetent, incompetence