"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."
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"You didn't tell me Tuscany doesn't have cable."
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"I like Europe. They're not afraid of a few germs."
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The Euro-Trash Trashcan
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"We can be proud of our little Attila. He has totally absorbed the Hun ethic."
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"You're right. It does send a powerful message."
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"Oh, how very French."
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"Perhaps we should take a fresh look at the methods of the much maligned Spanish Inquisition."
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"Now is the time to heal the country by ridding ourselves of the unwell."
Suddenly a delightful Continental custom is sweeping America!
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"How come I never see any tired and cranky Europeans?"
"Atilla the DMV employee"
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"Not only do they all speak fluent English, but they keep correcting your grammar."
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"You know who's a big pain in the a*s? Europe."
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"They are nice falls, aren't they? I've always hoped someone would discover them."
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"You just show up here illegally and expect us to tell you about corn?"
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"How can Greece be doing so badly? Everyone I know is eating Greek yogurt."
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"I feel like I got a lot accomplished today."
"I could tell you were French by your scarf!"
"Crazy bastard thinks he's Napoleon."
"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."
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"Then we're in agreement. There's nothing rotten in Denmark. Something is rotten everywhere else."
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