"Are these microphones, O Lord, on?"
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First Unified Church of Anti-Clinton
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"I'm leaving you and the kids to join the Promise Keepers."
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"I find the ride goes a lot quicker when you have someone to try to convert."
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"I'm between congregations."
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"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."
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"Sorry for knocking on your door - I just wanted to know if you had a few minutes for me to scare you."
"O.K., the first rule of Bible Club is: always talk about Bible Club."
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"Oh, so this is what a Bible looks like."
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"Okay, here's the deal- I'll stop chasing you if you agree to become a dog."
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"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."
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"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"
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"A fantastic evangelist was on TV, and I sent him everything."
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