"The Court finds itself on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, wiretap evidence is inadmissible, and on the other hand I'm dying to hear it."
"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, paperwork, document, documents, proof, evidence, death certificate, death certificates, government, governments, bureaucracy, duplicate, copy, copies, obituary, obituaries, obit, obits, news, newspaper, newspapers, media, getting into heaven
"I'm starting to get concerned about global warming."
Police Lineup Escape
"Just finishing the roll?"
Tags:photo, photos, photography, photographer, photographers, amateur photographer, amateur photographers, portraiture, portrait photography, film, photographic film, evidence, photographic evidence, marriage, married couple, couple, couples, relationships, relationship, camera, cameras, digital camera
"In the interest of streamlining the judicial process, we'll skip the evidence and go directly to sentencing."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, law, legal, legal system, legal process, judicial system, justice, judge, judges, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, judicial process, skip, evidence, sentencing, streamlining, shorten, reduce, process, processes, modern life, modern justice
"Friends don't let friends turn state's evidence."
Tags:mafia, mafioso, mob, mobster, mobsters, court, courts, witness, witnesses, state witness, state's witnesses, witnessing, testify, testifies, testifying, justice, criminal justice, psa, public service announcement, public service announcements, psas, trial, trials, threaten, threatens, threatening, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation, intimidation tactic, intimidation tactics, evidence
"Quit worrying about corroborating your sources - it's not as if anyone's going to take all this literally."
Tags:sarcasm, sarcastic, religion, religions, religious, jesus, jesus christ, bible, scripture, scriptures, desert, deserts, religious fanatics, bible belt, scroll, scrolls, god, no evidence, no support, documentation, proof, no proof, evidence, verify, verification, interpret, interpretations, extremist, extremists, extremism
"The cat's been walking around on my desk again."
Tags:ufo, u.f.o., alien, aliens, martian, martians, extra-terrestrial, extra-terrestrials, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, extra terrestrial, extra terrestrials, evidence, evidences, proof, proves, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspire, conspires, fragment, fragments, belief, believing, believes, science, sciences, unsolved, proving, roswell
"They never saw it coming."
Tags:crimes, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, crime scene, crime scenes, crime scene investigation, crime scene investigations, crime scene investigator, crime scene investigators, csi, police, police officer, police officers, police man, police men, policeman, policemen, chalk outline, chalk outlines, evidence, matisse, henri matisse, artist, artists, expressionism, expressionist, expressionists, famous artist, famous artists, fauvism, fauvist, fauvists, post impressionism, post-impressionism, post impressionist, post impressionist, dance, matisse dance, famous painting, famous paintings, dancers, dancer, dancing
"The rug will not be sent out for lab tests."
Tags:court, courts, in court, court of law, judge, judges, dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, guilt, guilty, lab test, lab tests, dna, dna test, dna testing, dna tests, found guilty, burden of proof, evidence, courtroom, courtrooms, peeing on the carpet, weeing on the carpet
"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, client, clients, defence, fense, defendant, defendants, apology, apologies, apologising, apologizing, compensation, free, not guilty, innocent, dna, genetics, test, tests, testing, sample, samples, evidence, proof, science, return, returning, technology, exonerated, exoneration, exonerations, modern life
"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, jury, juries, dna, genetics, genetic testing, evidence, proof, cheering, cheer, cheers, cheerleader, cheerleaders
"I've already put the evidence in a tidy little bag for you."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, detective, detectives, police detective, police detectives, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, evidence, proof, crime scene, crime scenes, forensics, scene of the crime, murder, murders, homicide, death, corpse, corpses, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, tidy, neat, bag, bags, clean, criminal, criminals, murderer, murderers, helpful
"Then we've agreed that all the evidence isn't in, and that even if all the evidence were in, it still wouldn't be definitive."
The Letter E
Tags:enron, enemy, enemies, evidence, epitaph, epitaphs, expletive, expletives, word association, word, words, word games, the letter e, logo, logos, logo association, word association, controversy, controversies, group think, corporate, corporation, corporations, scandal, scandals, political scandal, political scandals, news, news stories, new story, thoughts, thinking, think, distracted, distract
"Just between us, I came first, but I shredded the evidence."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, poultry, duck, ducks, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, egg, eggs, which came first, first, riddle, riddles, cliche, cliches, science, biology, dilemma, dilemmas, causality, paradox, paradoxes, evidence, shredded, destroyed, secret, secrets, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, mystery, mysteries
"No, Barry, I want you to want to help bury the evidence."
Tags:evidence, crimes, criminal, criminals, burying evidence, cover up, cover-up, cover-ups, cover ups, coverup, coverups, covered-up, burying bodies, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracy, white collar crime, white collar crimes, evading justice, evasion, justice, partner in crime, accomplice, accomplices, partners in crime
"Next time you hold up a crowded store, don't wear a recognizable fragrance."
Tags:criminal, robber, robbery, robbing, heist, thief, thieves, steal, stealing, stolen, steals, police, arrest, arresting, charge, charged, criminals, caught, catches, fragrance, fragrances, perfume, perfumes, mistake, mistakes, evidence, aftershave, aftershaves, fancy, metrosexual, metrosexuals, feminine, hold up, hold-up, consumerism, consumerist, fashion, fashions, unique, independent, hipster, hipsters, materialism, vain, vanity
"Next time write the book about the crime after you've been convicted."
"We have records of all the bad wine you bring to dinner parties."
"Please read back that last remark in a more murdery voice."
Tags:law, lawyer, laws, lawyers, solicitors, defense attorney, prosecutor, defense attorneys, prosecutors, defendant, defendants, trial, trials, judge, jury, rule, ruling, rules, juries, judges, evidence, witness, witnesses, prosecution, defense, solicitor, statement, oath, under oath, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, homicide, homicides, homicidal, sentencing, sentence, crimes, criminal, criminals
"Tonight we're going to let the statistics speak for themselves."
"DNA proves I was unjustly convicted. However, I'm guilty of seven other crimes."