"We won't know till they're older which one is the evil twin."
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"A razor-sharp, six-hundred-pound penny for your thoughts, Mr. Bond."
"A few minutes ago, God very graciously called to congratulate me."
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"We made good time. We're already in the valley of the shadow of death."
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"Notice anything different about me?"
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"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"
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"I'm sorry you're having a hard time, Roy. Please forgive my Schadenfreude."
"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."
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"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."
"For years, people did their best to destroy me, but I ultimately prevailed."
"Flying around all day just won't cut it - sooner or later, you're going to have to fight some evil."
"Ah! Here you are - over on the s**t list."
"I thought it had a lot to say about evil villains who want to take over the world."
"Love the work you've been doing with the Church recently."
Politics, Finance, Religion.
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"We do pretty well when you stop to think that people are basically good."
"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."
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"Sometimes I wonder if we haven't carried ecumenism a bit too far."
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"It came with the job."
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"One day I just reached deep down inside myself and there he was."
"Don't make me get ugly, Pendleton."
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"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."
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"This is the part of religion we could do without."
"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."
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