"I was wondering when you'd notice there's lots more steps."
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"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."
"I need it yesterday."
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You are here.
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"The first thing you need to do is update your résumé."
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"The arms wouldn't be so noticeable if he'd stop playing air guitar."
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Evolution or Entree
"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."
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"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."
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"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"
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"That's him—the one on the right."
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"It's a terrific look, but it doesn't say Great Ape."
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"He's never been very good with his hands."
Fish leaves sea in search of fishbowl.
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"Understand, Richardson, I don't believe in evolution, but I do believe in Darwinism."
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Gold, Silver & Bronze Evolution Chart
"In order to be free I had to make certain adjustments."
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"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."
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"Obviously, they're evolving much faster than we are."
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"Survival of the fittest, pal - in the end, it's best for all concerned."
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Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree
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Chicken and Egg playing baseball.
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A snake eats evolving animals.
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