Evolve Cartoons

"I was wondering when you'd notice there's lots more steps."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

You are here.

"The first thing you need to do is update your résumé."

"It's just a theory, but perhaps it's their opposable thumbs that makes them crazy."

"The arms wouldn't be so noticeable if he'd stop playing air guitar."

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

"That's him—the one on the right."

"Memo to self: 'Feathers?'"

"He's never been very good with his hands."

Fish leaves sea in search of fishbowl.

Evo-Tourists

"In order to be free I had to make certain adjustments."

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"Obviously, they're evolving much faster than we are."

"Survival of the fittest, pal - in the end, it's best for all concerned."

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A snake eats evolving animals.

Officer Worker Evolution

"You have a club—use it."

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

"Do you have any idea how fast you were evolving?"

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."