"I was wondering when you'd notice there's lots more steps."
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brain, brains, mind, surgery, surgeons, surgeon, doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, operation, operations, patient, patients, vacuum tubes, vacuum tube, computer, computers, first-generation, first generation, technology, progress, circuit, circuits, hospital, hospitals, surprise, evolution, evolve, evolving, technologies, digital, digitalisation, digitalization"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."
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whales, regret, evolution, feet, growth, swim, aquatic life, mammal, whale, aquatic mammal, aquatic mammals, evolve, evolves, regrets, regretting, biped, bipedal, bipedialism, ocean mammal, ocean mammals, marine biologist, marine biologists, marine biology, biologist, biologists, biology teacher, biology teachers, water dweller, water dwelling"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"
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opposable thumbs, chase, chases, chasing, predator, predators, prey, advantage, advantages, evolve, evolves, evolving, evolution, evolutionary advantage, evolutionary advantages, human, humans, rabbit, rabbits, runner, runners, speed, speedy, lion, lions, big cat, big cats, value, relative value, hurry, hurries, hurrying, brag, brags, bragging, braggart, braggarts, spite, spiteful, useless, uselessness, hunt, hunted, hunter, hunters"That's him—the one on the right."
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evolve, evolved, evolves, evolution, evolutionary, line up, line-up, police lineup, lineup, police, policeman, cop, cops, police man, officer, officers, police officer, ape, apes, monkey, monkeys, prehistory, prehistoric, history, historical, science, theory, theory of evolution, darwin, darwinism, creation, creationism"Memo to self: 'Feathers?'"
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fish, goldfish, goldfish bowl, goldfish bowls, fishbowl, fishbowls, escape, escaping, evolve, evolving, evolution, theory of evolution, darwinism, charles darwin, on the origin of species, surgery, plastic surgery, self betrayal, self-betrayal, moving on, freedom, life choice, life choices, life decision, life decisions, legs"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."
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modern life, modern world, business practice, big business, business man, businessman, business men, business men, capitalism, capitalist, profit, cash, money, greed, greedy, evolution, evolved, evolve, parent, parents, parenting, parental, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, new dad, new dads, advice, bad advice, kid, kids, child, children, teach, teaching, life lessons, life lesson, family"Obviously, they're evolving much faster than we are."
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cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, cavewomen, cavewoman, evolving, evolution, table tennis, table tennis player, table tennis players, keeping up with the joneses, evolve, evolves, evolved, theory of evolution, keeping up with the neighbours, keeping up with the neighbors, survival of the fittest, darwinism"Survival of the fittest, pal - in the end, it's best for all concerned."
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offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, evolve, evolving, evolution, theory of evolution, darwinism, charles darwin, on the origin of species, darwin, primordial soup, the origin of life, devolution, escape, escaping, run away, running away, modern life"You have a club—use it."
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