"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."
You are here.
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"The first thing you need to do is update your résumé."
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"It's just a theory, but perhaps it's their opposable thumbs that makes them crazy."
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Evolution or Entree
"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."
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"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"
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"Memo to self: 'Feathers?'"
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"He's never been very good with his hands."
Fish leaves sea in search of fishbowl.
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Gold, Silver & Bronze Evolution Chart
"In order to be free I had to make certain adjustments."
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"Obviously, they're evolving much faster than we are."
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"Survival of the fittest, pal - in the end, it's best for all concerned."
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Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree
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A snake eats evolving animals.
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Officer Worker Evolution
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"Do you have any idea how fast you were evolving?"
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"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."
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"I'm afraid of the person I might become if I ever left New York."
"Evolve already! Ice caps are melting."
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Goldfish in a Rowing Boat