"Hockersmith & Associates. May we help you?"
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"When I was your age, I had to hike ten miles through the ice and snow to a porno store when I wanted to look at dirty pictures."
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Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!
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Blew off my S.A.T. prep class.
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"Oh, darling, whatever happens- ever- I know I'm probably always going to remember this as one of my happiest marriages."
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"If we're to make a life together, you have to accept that I'm a volunteer fireman and have to be ready to picnic at a moment's notice."
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"Just take the picture. I'll Photoshop in something really big when we get home."
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"He has a very deft touch."
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"This is what happens when they pull your earlobes on your birthday."
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"It appears to be a heroic hunting epic followed by a retraction."
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"Tommy and Ben are like Green Berets, Dan and Jerry are Navy Seals and me and Scott are like private contractors."
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Dexter, Weem & Olms Investments
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"Larry is seventy with occasional gusts to eighty-five."
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"Whoa - You're gonna need a whole new string!"
"This has you as three feet tall but I don't see you as more than two and a half."
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"Remember to watch me from the stand. 'One' is exagerrate, 'Two' is half truth and 'Three' is bald faced lie."
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"From here we continue on foot."
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"For God's sake, Parker, there are twenty-three of us vice-presidents in the company! Stop with this 'heartbeat away' garbage!"
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"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."
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"This has been a really challenging time for me superficially."
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P.R. Hell: Abandon all hype, ye who enter here.
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"The relatively placid seas and those vacationers behind me notwithstanding, Dan, it's really starting to blow out here."
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"Overcompensated? I'm sorry, I don't understand the concept."