"Are you just pissing and moaning, or can you verify what you're saying with data?"
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"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."
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Comparing the headlines of three different New York based newspapers.
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"Hockersmith & Associates. May we help you?"
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"When I was your age, I had to hike ten miles through the ice and snow to a porno store when I wanted to look at dirty pictures."
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Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!
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Blew off my S.A.T. prep class.
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"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."
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"If we're to make a life together, you have to accept that I'm a volunteer fireman and have to be ready to picnic at a moment's notice."
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"Just take the picture. I'll Photoshop in something really big when we get home."
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"If you don't like the tempest, get out of the teapot."
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"How Much Everyone Got Upset in Real Life."
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"This is what happens when they pull your earlobes on your birthday."
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"It appears to be a heroic hunting epic followed by a retraction."
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"We opened our newscast with the question, 'Did a U.F.O. land on Staten Island?' We can now report that did not happen."
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"Larry is seventy with occasional gusts to eighty-five."
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"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."
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"Remember to watch me from the stand. 'One' is exagerrate, 'Two' is half truth and 'Three' is bald faced lie."
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"From here we continue on foot."
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"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"
"This has been a really challenging time for me superficially."
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Extremely Practical Jokes.
"It's all the violence that does it."