Exaggeration Cartoons

"Are you just pissing and moaning, or can you verify what you're saying with data?"

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

"Studly"?

"Hockersmith & Associates. May we help you?"

"When I was your age, I had to hike ten miles through the ice and snow to a porno store when I wanted to look at dirty pictures."

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Blew off my S.A.T. prep class.

"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."

"If we're to make a life together, you have to accept that I'm a volunteer fireman and have to be ready to picnic at a moment's notice."

"Just take the picture. I'll Photoshop in something really big when we get home."

"If you don't like the tempest, get out of the teapot."

'Mr. Humbug'

"How Much Everyone Got Upset in Real Life."

"This is what happens when they pull your earlobes on your birthday."

"It appears to be a heroic hunting epic followed by a retraction."

"We opened our newscast with the question, 'Did a U.F.O. land on Staten Island?' We can now report that did not happen."

"Larry is seventy with occasional gusts to eighty-five."

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

"Remember to watch me from the stand. 'One' is exagerrate, 'Two' is half truth and 'Three' is bald faced lie."

"From here we continue on foot."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"This has been a really challenging time for me superficially."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"It's all the violence that does it."