Here Lies Frederick Jones - Verbal: 680....Math: 720.
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"And now Adrian is going to do a couple of P.S.A.T. practice pages for us."
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"It's not just me, Doctor. He's been turning away from the New York 'Times' as well."
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"You both appear to be in excellent health."
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Joe's Drive-Thru Testing Center
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Entrance Exam for the Mildred School of Medicine
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"Nowadays, Mr. Lambert, we practice preventive medicine. In laymen's terms, this means I don't do a damn thing until I talk to my lawyer."
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Are You As Dumb As a Post?
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Blew off my S.A.T. prep class.
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'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'
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"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."
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"Try and tell me what's bothering you - use your S.A.T. words."
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"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."
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"Two months with this and they blow their preschool entrance exams right out of the water."
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"If the treatment hasn't helped, Mrs. Jensen, I think the best thing you can possibly do is sue me. Litigation is often very therapeutic."
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"If you fail one Rorschach test, you've failed them all."
"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."
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School boys sitting test.
"You know how I feel about sampling!"
"Anyhoo, it's malignant."
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"Above all do not open your sealed test booklets until you are told to do so!"
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The End of Innocence