"I say one or the other. But leopardskin and heels is too much."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, leopard, leopards, leopardskin, fashion, style, clothes, clothing, pattern, patterns, heel, heels, high heel, high heels, shoe, shoes, footwear, women's fashion, women's clothing, women's clothes, fur, beauty, personal style, personal appearance, too much, overboard, excessive, woman, women
"Could you stop referring to the interest rate as 'the vig'?"
Tags:interest rate, interest rates, excessive, high interest rate, high interest rates, extortion, extortionate rate, extortionate rates, vig, vigorish, gambler, gamblers, gambling, loan, loans, bank loan, bank loans, greed, greedy, greediness, take out a loan, taking out a loan, mortgage, mortgages, mortgage lender, mortgage lenders, big bank, big banks, banker, bankers, ripoff, ripoffs, ripping off, tip your hand, tipping you hand, giveaway, giveaways, loan shark, loan sharks
"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."
Tags:walls, wall, walled, child, childhood, children, parents, parent, parenting, toy, toys, playing, play, child's play, barrier, barriers, excessive, isolated, isolating, building, building blocks, building block, block, blocks, architecture, construction, constructions, corner, cornered, construction work, engineer, engineers, engineering, youth, youths, teenage angst, angst, anxiety, anxieties
"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."
Tags:lawn, lawns, backyard, backyards, yard, yards, front yard, front yards, decoration, decorations, ornament, ornaments, catalogue, catalogues, mail-order, magazine, magazines, shopping, shopper, shoppers, shopping addict, shopping addicts, shopping addiction, cut back, cutting back, excessive, consumerism
"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office life, note, notes, taking notes, sticky, stickie, stickies, technology, low-tech, stationery, message, messages, telephone, telephones, phone, phones, call, calls, calling, conversation, conversations, desk, desks, cubicle, cubicles, messy, excessive, forgetful, bad memory, modern life
Urban Compost Heap.
"So long, Ed. This is my floor."
Tags:visual gag, illusion, excess, excessive, ego, egotistical, egoism, rich, richer, rich man, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men, elevator, elevators, empty, emptiness, meeting, meetings, appointment, appointments, secretaries, secretary, personal assistant, pa, p.a., p a, receptionist, reception, receptionists, large, oversized, oversize, office, personal office, cityscape, city scape, landscape, landscapes
"Yes, everything—I need a list of all the medications you're on."
Tags:medication, medications, prescription, prescriptions, overprescribe, overprescribes, overprescribing, overmedicate, overmedicates, overmedicating, drug, drug use, prescription drugs, prescribe, prescribes, prescribing, big pharma, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical companies, patient, patients, excessive, treatment, treatments, overmedication, physician, physicians, doctor, doctors, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatric, psychiatry
"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."
Tags:wine, wines, cheese, cheeses, yuppie, yuppies, eighties, 1980s, 80s, '80s, new money, excess, excessive, lifestyle, lifestyles, lifestyle choice, lifestyle choices, party, parties, partying, reagan years, hors d'oeuvres, appetizer, appetizers, appetiser, appetisers, live beyond your means, living beyond your means, cold call, cold calls, cold calling, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers
"Not the Crowley, of Broomﬁeld, Marshall, Andrews, Wicker, McKeever, Crowley, Engelbrecht, Haynes & Martin?"
Tags:firm, firms, law firm, law firms, insurance, insurance firms, insurance firms, firm name, firm names, long name, long names, silly name, silly names, overkill, overdo, excess, excessive, company name, company names, law firm, law firms, law-firm, law-firms, partner, partners, named partner, named partners, senior partner, senior partners
"Avarice, gluttony, lust, and overweening pride. Well, welcome aboard, Mr. Dexter!"
The Dark Underbelly of Vegas Fountains
Tags:vegas, las vegas, fountain, fountains, dark underbelly, dark underbellies, underbelly, underbellies, whale, whales, abuse, abuses, abusing, animal abuse, blowhole, blowholes, mistreat, mistreats, mistreating, decorative fountain, decorative fountains, sin city, seedy, seediness, crimes, criminal, criminality, excess, excessive, celebration of excess, celebrations of excess
"Welcome to St. Croix! And if you forgot anything the stern is still docked in St. Thomas."
Tags:cruise line, cruise lines, cruise, cruises, ship, ships, cruise ship, cruise ships, west indies, st. croix, st. thomas, caribbean, island, islands, island hopping, island hopper, island hoppers, stern, bow, enormous, large, huge, jumbo, jumbo size, oversize, oversized, excessive, excess, convenience, pack, packs, packing, remember, remembering, forgotten, forgotten item
"Mother, please! I can spoil my own child."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, baby, babies, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, grandmothers, grandmom, grandmoms, nana, nanas, grandma, grandmas, grandparent, grandparents, spoil, spoiling, spoiled, present, presents, gift, gifts, spoiled rotten, excessive, toy, toys, grandchild, grandkid, grandkids
Tags:jail, jails, jailing, post office, post offices, post, posts, posting, mail, mails, mailing, stamp, stamps, postage, postage fee, postage fees, increase, increases, increasing, go up, goes up, going up, punishments, harsh, excessive, white collar crime, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, postal, going postal
"I think, for an attorney, a sharkskin suit is gilding the lily."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, fashion, style, menswear, men's fashion, men's clothing, men's clothes, clothing, clothes, suit, suits, sharkskin, fabric, fabrics, textile, textiles, shark, sharks, overdone, excessive, overdoing it
"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."
Tags:overcelebrating, overcelebration, excessive, excessive celebrating, unsportsmanlike, unsportsmanlike conduct, football, american football, sport, sports, professional sports, sports team, celebrate, celebration, celebrations, celebrating, ridiculous, out of hand, over the top, exaggerated, exaggerate, touchdown, touchdowns, score, scored, scoring, win, winner, winners, winning, success, successful, referee, referees, refs, player, players, team, teams, penalty, penalties
"As precedent your honor I offer the entire legal history of Western Civilization on CD ROM."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, precedent, precedents, legal precedent, legal history, history, western civilisation, western civilization, cd, cd rom, disk, disks, disc, discs, computer, computers, technology, extensive, excessive
"How much are we supposed to tip the guy who followed us to our room and flicked the light switch?"
Tags:tip, tipping, tipped, tipping culture, attendant, unnecessary, work, gratuity, service charge, unwanted, awkward, excessive, excessively, unneeded, redundant, creepy, desperate, desperately, eager, overly eager, gratuities, creep, creeps, bellhop, bellhops, bellboy, bellboys, bell hop, bell hops, bell boy, bell boys, service charge, service charges, uncertainty, social expectation, social expectations, social graces
"You're getting too much fiber."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, diagnosis, diagnoses, fiber, fibre, excessive, too much, scarecrow, scarecrows, dietary fibre, dietary fiber, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists
"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."
George Washington Toll Plaza
Tags:toll, tolls, paying tolls, driving, driver, drivers, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, toll booth, toll booths, toll plaza, toll plaza, excess, excessive, president, presidents, george washington, john adams, thomas jefferson, ex president, ex presidents, former president, former presidents, toll road, toll roads, turn pike, turn pikes, tollway, tollways
Tags:condo, condos, rent, renting, rented accommodation, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, tenant, tenants, housing, homes, home, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, cinema, cinemas, movies, movie, movie theater, movie theaters, movie theatre, movie theatres, living complex, living complexes, apartment complex, apartment complexes, apartment building, apartment building, over do, over done, over-do, over-done, over kill, over-kill, overkill, excess, excessive, movie listing, movie listings, marquee, marquees
"Excuse me, which do you think is better—this yoga studio, the one next door, the one upstairs, the one across the street, the one on the corner, or the one of the other corner?"
Manspreading in Art
Tags:manspread, manspreading, gender issues, gender issues, sexist, sexists, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, gender discrimination, artist, artists, male artists, male artist, autobiography, autobiographies, sculpture, sculptures, blockbuster, blockbusters, excess, excessive, show off, show-off, show offs, show-offs, showing off