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Excuse Cartoons

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"Is the homework fresh?"

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"I thought it was legal-I wrote it on a legal pad."

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My First Boat

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"Sorry, Harold, but I'm reducing our carbon footprint."

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"I'm not a scaredy-cat - I'm phobic."

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"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

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"My only crime, Denise, was loving you too much. That and embezzling your trust fund."

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"Sorry, Chief, but of course I didn't mean 'bimbo' in the pejorative sense."

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"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."

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"The dog ate my homework."

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"And the next thing I knew, I was kissing her, and two of her friends, I think one was a dude, then we all did Ecstasy, rented a limo, and went to Vegas—but I swear that's all that happened."

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"The key is to blame the federal government without implicating this Administration."

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Nordic Trak Reading Machine

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Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

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"And, what's more, the jury was packed with ungulates."

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Sometimes a Good Excuse to Get off the Telephone is Hard to Find

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"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

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"I'm the victim of negative advertising."

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"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

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"Half empty because of congressional inaction, and half full because of the tireless efforts of the President."

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"It wasn't a lie, Senator, it was a larger truth."

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"I know he cheated on me because of his childhood abuse, but I shot him because of mine."

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"Look, you're never going to make any progress in therapy if you keep blaming other people for your problems."

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"Let me guess - your gas pedal stuck."

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"Hey! Can't a guy have a hobby?"

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