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Excuses Cartoons
Excuses cartoon 1 of 371
"Innocence is no excuse."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, innocent, innocence, ignorant, ignorance, excuse, excuses, alibi, alibis, legal principle, legal principles, ignorantia juris non excusat, ignorantia legis neminem excusat, legal doctrine, knowledge of the law, ignorance of the law is no excuse, word play, wordplayExcuses cartoon 2 of 371
"Is the homework fresh?"
Excuses cartoon 3 of 371
"My question is for the medical examiner."
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law, laws, legal, legality, legalism, legalisms, jury, juries, juror, jurors, jury duty, duty, court, court of law, courts, court room, court rooms, courtroom, courtrooms, judge, judges, judicial, judiciary, foreman, fore, trial, trialled, trialed, trials, excuse, excuses, doctor, doctors, check up, check-up, check ups, check-ups, checkup, checkups, tv, medical examiner, medical examiners, loophole, workaround, selfish, selfishnessExcuses cartoon 4 of 371
"I thought it was legal-I wrote it on a legal pad."
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legal pad, legal pads, break the law, breaks the law, breaking the law, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, legal paper, legal sized paper, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, embezzlement, fraud, fraudulent, fraudulence, corporate fraud, broken laws, broken lawExcuses cartoon 5 of 371
"No cause for alarm, folks. I'm Morey Kranshaw, from down the block, and I'm having an out-of-body experience."
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neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighbours, bad neighbor, bad neighbors, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, surprise, surprises, unexpected, out of body experience, out of body experiences, sleepwalk, sleepwalking, sleepwalker, sleepwalkers, sleep walk, sleep walking, sleep walker, sleep walkers, astral projection, astral projections, excuse, excuses, making excuses, obe, obes, autoscopy, autoscopies, doppelganger, doppelgangerd, pass the blame, passing the blame, pass the buck, passing the buckExcuses cartoon 6 of 371
"If it weren't for you, I would have conquered the world by now."
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cat, cats, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, excuse, excuses, making excuses, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabout, blame, blaming, conquering the world, world domination, sleep, sleepy, sleepiness, accuse, accusation, accusations, moaning, complain, complainingExcuses cartoon 7 of 371
My First Boat
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capsize, capsizes, capsizing, pilot, pilots, new boat, boats, boat, boats, ship, ships, seafarer, seafarers, seafaring, yacht, yachts, personal yacht, personal yachts, newbie, newbies, new, learn, learns, learning, incompetent, incompetence, safety, sign, signs, excuse, excuses, skill, skills, skill level, skill levels, learn, learns, learningExcuses cartoon 8 of 371
"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."
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government, governments, president, presidents, politics, lithuania, vilnius, baltic, vytautas landsbergis, landsbergis, communism, communist, communists, soviet russia, soviet union, russia, russian, history, historical, lithuanian independence, sovereignty, problem, problems, oil, oil well, oil wells, gushing, george h.w. bush, george bush sr., gulf war, persian gulf, money, war, wars, energy, greed, greedy, taking advantage, using, excuse, excuses, invasion, invasions, invade, oil production, oil industry, energy industry, oil reserves, strategy, strategies, strategicExcuses cartoon 9 of 371
"I know, and it's not just me- my whole family has been smug for hundreds of years."
Excuses cartoon 10 of 371
"Sorry, Harold, but I'm reducing our carbon footprint."
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carbon footprint, carbon footprints, footprint, footprints, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, excuse, excuses, shoot, shoots, shooting, shootings, shot, husband, husbands, wife, wives, discord, marital discord, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, resources, reduce, reduces, reducingExcuses cartoon 11 of 371
"Sorry, you're overqualified."
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snail, snails, rejection, rejections, job application, job applications, job interview, job interviews, overqualified, over qualification, over-qualification, overqualification, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, excuse, excuses, making excuses, mollusc, molluscs, snail drawing, snail drawingsExcuses cartoon 12 of 371
"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."
Excuses cartoon 13 of 371
"I'm sorry, but a singularity inside the apartment is hardly the co-op's responsibility."
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singularity, singularities, insurance, insurer, insurers, insurance company, insurance companies, landlord, landlords, wormhole, wormholes, black hole, black holes, anomaly, anomalies, condo, condos, co-op, co-ops, co-operative, co-operatives, responsibility, taking responsibility, excuse, excuses, making excusesExcuses cartoon 14 of 371
"But you can't leave, Helen—I still have so much to learn from women."
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separation, separate, separated, separating, divorce, divorcing, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, split up, splitting up, walking out, dumped, broken up, break up, beg, begging, excuse, excusesExcuses cartoon 15 of 371
"They just made a little money the old-fashioned way, Ben–they stole it."
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judge, judges, judged, judicial, judiciary, jury, juror, jurors, jury duty, law, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legality, legalism, alibi, excuse, excuses, businessman, businessmen, corporate, corporation, corporations, private individual, rich people, rich, corporate crime, conspiracy, capitalism, capitalist, theft, money laundering, market manipulation, manipulation, papers, paper, newspaper, father, fathers, son, sons, kid, kidsExcuses cartoon 16 of 371
"He's running late this morning. He unexpectedly snapped out of denial."
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denial, in denial, late for work, morning, mornings, monday, mondays, monday morning, monday mornings, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, middle age, middle aged, getting old, getting older, ageing, crisis, existential crisis, running late, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, sick day, sick days, sick leave, sickie, sickies, the inevitability of deathExcuses cartoon 17 of 371
"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."
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advert, ad, advertisement, advertising, advertiser, business, businesses, commerce, sales, sales figures, anger, anger issues, anger management issues, advise, solutions, problem solving, marketing, marketing solution, marketing solutions, marketing tactics, sales tactics, office, offices, book keeper, bookkeeper bookkeeping, book keeping, excuse, excuses, scapegoat, scapegoating, solutions, solution, advice, advise, advising, adviser, bad advice, out of date, out dated, behind the times, pass the blame, pass the buckExcuses cartoon 18 of 371
"I'm not a scaredy-cat - I'm phobic."
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taunt, taunts, taunting, coward, cowards, cowardly, phobia, phobias, phobic, scaredy cat, scaredy cats, fraidy cat, fraidy cats, playground, playgrounds, recess, insult, insults, immature, immaturity, terminology, politically correct, political correctness, preferred term, preferred terms, fear of heights, acrophobia, acrophobic, excuse, excusesExcuses cartoon 19 of 371
"It's nothing like that, Annie. I just want to start seeing women from other swing states for a while."
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politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, capitol hill, washington, washington dc, congress, house of representatives, representative, representatives, congressman, congressmen, senate, senator, senators, candidate, candidates, election, elections, campaign, campaigns, campaigning, political campaign, political campaigns, election campaign, election campaigns, vote, votes, voter, voters, voting, swing state, swing states, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, infidelity, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, seeing other women, man, men, excuse, excuses, fear of commitment, noncommittalExcuses cartoon 20 of 371
"Some hacker from an obscure university in China ate my homework."
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excuse, excuses, reason, reasons, reasoning, making excuses, teacher, teachers, teaching, student, students, dog ate my homework, homework, schoolwork, classwork, assignment, assignments, kid, kids, child, children, hacker, hackers, computer hacker, internet hackers, school, schoolchildren, elementary, primary, secondary, education, educating, educate, learn, learningExcuses cartoon 21 of 371
"My only crime, Denise, was loving you too much. That and embezzling your trust fund."
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embezzle, embezzles, embezzling, corporate crime, corporate criminal, corporate criminals, white collar crime, white collar crimes, trust fund, trust funds, trust, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, lame excuse, lame excuses, love, loves, take advantage, taking advantage, wife, wives, fraud, fraudulentExcuses cartoon 22 of 371
"We're looking for people to fire."
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honest, honesty, honesty is the best policy, hire, hired, hiring, hires, personnel, hr, h r, h.r., human resources, business, big business, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men, exec, execs, executive, manager, management, corporate, corporation, corporations, employment, employed, fire, fired, firing, office worker, office drone, office drones, excuse, excuses, interview, interviews, interview skills, capitalism, late stage capitalism, sardonic, sarcasticExcuses cartoon 23 of 371
"Of course, it's hard to tell what a place really looks like without furniture."
Excuses cartoon 24 of 371
"We don't want you inviting friends over to play. There are liability issues."
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friend, friends, friendship, friendships, invite friends over, invites friends over, inviting friends over, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, liability, liability issue, liability issues, insurance, lawyer, lawyers, rambunctious, rambunctiousness, brat, brats, spoiled, insurance liability, insurance liabilities, home insurance, excuse, excuses, parent, parents, parenting, child, kid, kids, sons, sonExcuses cartoon 25 of 371
"Sorry, Chief, but of course I didn't mean 'bimbo' in the pejorative sense."
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bimbo, bimbos, excuse, excuses, harassment, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, singled out, women in the workplace, belittle, belittling, comment, comments, sexist, human resources, hr department, h.r. department, pejorative, apology, apologies, formal apology, formal apologies, weak excuse, weak excuses, no offense, no offenceMore cartoons with the keyword 'excuses'