"Innocence is no excuse."
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"Is the homework fresh?"
"My question is for the medical examiner."
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"I thought it was legal-I wrote it on a legal pad."
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"No cause for alarm, folks. I'm Morey Kranshaw, from down the block, and I'm having an out-of-body experience."
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"If it weren't for you, I would have conquered the world by now."
My First Boat
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"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."
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"I know, and it's not just me- my whole family has been smug for hundreds of years."
"Sorry, Harold, but I'm reducing our carbon footprint."
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"Sorry, you're overqualified."
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"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."
"I'm sorry, but a singularity inside the apartment is hardly the co-op's responsibility."
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"But you can't leave, Helen—I still have so much to learn from women."
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"They just made a little money the old-fashioned way, Ben–they stole it."
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"He's running late this morning. He unexpectedly snapped out of denial."
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"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."
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"I'm not a scaredy-cat - I'm phobic."
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"It's nothing like that, Annie. I just want to start seeing women from other swing states for a while."
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"Some hacker from an obscure university in China ate my homework."
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"My only crime, Denise, was loving you too much. That and embezzling your trust fund."
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"We're looking for people to fire."
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"Of course, it's hard to tell what a place really looks like without furniture."
"We don't want you inviting friends over to play. There are liability issues."
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"Sorry, Chief, but of course I didn't mean 'bimbo' in the pejorative sense."
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