"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."
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"In six more weeks, these M.B.A.s will be ready for market."
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"It's just us today. Campbell called in ethical."
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"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."
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A school of fish following one fish who is labeled "CEO".
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"No, Hoskins, you're not going to do it just because I'm telling you to do it. You're going to do it because you believe in it."
"The starred items are hot and spicy."
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"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."
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"The entrance to my cubicle is three feet away. Please respect my partition."
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"Still, he's a vice-president and you're not."
"Don't think of me as a crime boss. Think of me as a crime friend."
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"Millions is craft. Billions is art."
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"Remember, now-you're sense, I'm sensibility."
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"Once, years ago, I gave a sucker an even break, but it didn't work out."
"Oh, come on, you know we should have switched to touch-tone years ago."
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"Here we go—Xena, Warrior Princess, versus Sheena, Queen of the Jungle."
"Today is my birthday, Kaitlin. Have everyone work extra hard."
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"Please have a seat. Mr. Thorndyke will be back shortly."
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"Ever since lunch today, I've been thinking about lunch tomorrow."
"O.K., who can put a price on love? Jim?"
"We're looking for people to fire."
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"He's not in, but this fresh snowfall will make him easy to track."
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"I think we may be witnessing a defining moment in his presidency."
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"I don't like to pull rank, but I'm the one with two papers."
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