"Ask the judge whether we can find the defendant not guilty and still execute him."
"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."
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A man cutting hair waits for a hairy man who is about to be decapitated.
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"And then on Friday at two you're scheduled to be put to death by lethal injection."
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"Could we skip the prosecution and get on to the sentencing phase?"
"Little Joey invented the one-click rubout."
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"Something collarless. I'm being guillotined."
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Heads Will Roll
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"I can help you guys form a union."
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"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."
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A football team lines up under a guillotine.
"O.K. That covers the last meal. Now, which would you prefer, hanging, electrocution, or lethal injection?"
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The Death Penalty Box
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"No more last requests."
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"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"
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"I feel so vulnerable right now."
"Mind if I turn my hearing aid down?"
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"On the one hand, I know I could make more money if I left public service for the private sector, but, on the other hand, I couldn't chop off heads."
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"The Governor has granted a stay of execution until your Benetton ad comes out."
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"I brought my own bag."
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"I keep telling Mother our generation is interested in experiences not things."
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"I wish you'd get into the spirit of this thing, Brewster!"
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"We've enjoyed our little visit, son, but we'd better leave—I think they're getting ready to fire."
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