"Care for some sports wine?"
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"I think Brad would've wanted us to do some lunges."
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"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."
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"But enough about my body. Let's talk about your body."
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Cat Kung Fu
"Will I still be able to not exercise?"
Olympic Warm Up
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"Oh, hang on a sec - he's just coming in."
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"You wanna watch the Hunting Channel or the Gathering Network?"
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"Maybe I should run on the beach."
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"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."
"Can't you take up some kind of sport that doesn't involve spandex?"
"I find the yoga helps me to be more irritating."
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"Yeah, but for a fat guy who doesn't exercise I'm in pretty good shape."
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A man walks on a treadmill on hot coals.
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"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."
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"Not tonight, hon — I had a yogasm in class."
Nordic Trak Reading Machine
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"On the bright side, I've really taken inches off my buns and thighs."
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"Walking may burn more calories, but you're three times as likely to nosh."
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"So it's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"
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The Phitness Quartet
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"Harmon was shaving and his stomach fell into the sink."
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"My mistake, really. I thought your ad said you were into cross-training."
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