Psychiatry in the Park
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"Care for some sports wine?"
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"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."
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"But enough about my body. Let's talk about your body."
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Cat Kung Fu
"Will I still be able to not exercise?"
Olympic Warm Up
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"It's the only exercise I get."
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"Take some identification with you in case you die."
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"We got him onto an exercise bike, but I'm afraid it was too late."
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"Oh, hang on a sec - he's just coming in."
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"You wanna watch the Hunting Channel or the Gathering Network?"
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"Effective immediately, I will be stepping down. Then back up. Then down."
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"Maybe I should run on the beach."
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"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."
"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."
Reaching the Summit
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"I find the yoga helps me to be more irritating."
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"Can't you take up some kind of sport that doesn't involve spandex?"
"Yeah, but for a fat guy who doesn't exercise I'm in pretty good shape."
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"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."
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"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."
"Is this a good shoe for sitting?"
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A man walks on a treadmill on hot coals.
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"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."
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