"I filed for divorce on the grounds of mental exhaustion."
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"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."
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"Judith is someone who needs her sleep."
"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."
"I've got a lot on my plate right now. For starters, I need to sharpen my pencil, refill my coffee and get a new comb."
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"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."
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"Why don't you come out and join us Tuesday night. We're a group committed to peacefully and nonviolently watching television."
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"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."
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"Morton's on the cutting edge of pooped."
"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."
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"Me, too—but it's a good tired."
"And then he turned the tranquilizer gun on himself."
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"Do you, Eleanor, agree to be exhausted as one."
"How about a little more coffee?"
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"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."
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A man irons one of his pant legs.
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"I yearn for human isolation,"
"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."
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"Consider yourself chased."
"It's not fair that I have to get up and live the day I already had nightmares about."
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Counting Sheep Gone Wrong
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"How far is two pounds from here?"
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