"This painting, we're sorry to say, is pure trash."
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The outside of a museum with a banner that reads "Nothing by you".
A man in an art gallery stands in front of a blank canvas that has a suggestion box below it.
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"I knew the artist when he was just deluding himself."
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"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."
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From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini
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"I shouldn't be telling you, but the artist's real name is J. K. Rowling."
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"Don't click me. I'm just here to buy cards."
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Wait Here - Froze in a Block of Ice
Owl Through Time
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"No. 62. Stand still, count to ten, slowly walk toward painting, stop, lean forward, count to ten, step backward twelve paces, cross your arms, stroke your chin, count to fifteen. Put your hands behind your back, step forward five paces, nod your head and
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Sideshow of the future.
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"Many of the dioramas were completely renovated in the '70's."
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A caveman art exhibition
"Dot for dot, that's a lot of Seurat."