"This painting, we're sorry to say, is pure trash."
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They're museum quality!"
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The outside of a museum with a banner that reads "Nothing by you".
"I just worry that it's affecting our work."
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A man in an art gallery stands in front of a blank canvas that has a suggestion box below it.
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"I knew the artist when he was just deluding himself."
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"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."
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From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini
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"I shouldn't be telling you, but the artist's real name is J. K. Rowling."
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"A field anthropologist from the new Museum of American Financial History, sir."
"Don't click me. I'm just here to buy cards."
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Wait Here - Froze in a Block of Ice
"It looks good from out here, but once you get inside it's pretty sad."
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Owl Through Time
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"I'd like to enter, as defense exhibit 'A', this red herring."
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"No. 62. Stand still, count to ten, slowly walk toward painting, stop, lean forward, count to ten, step backward twelve paces, cross your arms, stroke your chin, count to fifteen. Put your hands behind your back, step forward five paces, nod your head and
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"Your Honor, I wish to introduce as Exhibit A this bullet with the victim's name on it."
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Sideshow of the future.
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"Is there anything sadder than an underfunded wax museum?"
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"Many of the dioramas were completely renovated in the '70's."
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"Dot for dot, that's a lot of Seurat."