Expectations Cartoons

"O'Brien, here, has written us a new play."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

"Howard, I think the dog wants to go out."

"I can't figure out what's going on with him—he should have been a star by now."

"I know - let's call this one Operation Lowered Expectations."

"I feel tremendous pressure to frolic."

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"I can tell already that it's going to be terrific."

"Well, if you can't walk through walls this is where I say goodbye."

"You didn't tell me Tuscany doesn't have cable."

"My child's school is having an auction, so can your entire life come to a halt?"

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

"Remember when I said I was going to be honest with you, Jeff? That was a big, fat lie."

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

"I've been a cow all my life, honey. Don't ask me to change now."

"According to my Zip Code, I prefer non-spicy foods, enjoy tennis more than golf, subscribe to at least one news-oriented periodical, own between thirty and thirty-five ties, never buy lemon-scented products, and have a power tool in my basement, but none

"That is the correct answer, Billy, but I'm afraid you don't win anything for it."

"Even though you gave the CEO a kidney, this is a lot of sick days."

"It's all marketing - no one actually wears that stuff."

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

"Here at Jackson & Bellnot casualization has gone too far."

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch."

"One of us has to draw the line somewhere, and I draw the line at mall sushi."