Expenses Cartoons

Expenses Cartoons

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Expenses cartoon

"What do you have in investment-grade reds?"

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"And, in our continuing effort to minimize surgical costs, I'll be hitting you over the head and tearing you open with my bare hands."

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Your Pizza Dollar

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"I'll have someone come in and prep you for the bill."

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"I love travel - it's so much fun to spend money in a different place."

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"When you add up how much it costs for fuel, supplies, and getting a sitter, it doesn't seem worth it to invade Earth."

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"I'm afraid we've had to move him to expensive care."

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"Ah, Monsieur has made a very expensive choice!"

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"I dreamed last night that we two-hundred-dollared Mr. Ferguson to death."

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Important balloons, $30.

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"Twenty dollars? Who does it-Christo?"

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"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

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"Could you prescribe something to help me figure out my Part D drug coverage?"

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"He was doing well at first, but then he started drifting in and out of health coverage."

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"Room, board, books, and tuition--I draw the line at corkage fees."

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"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

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"It hurts when I pay."

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"I can help you find the lord for $500 an hour."

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"I seek vindication." "I seek three hundred dollars an hour."

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"As far as your bill is concerned, I've finally learned to say no."

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"Good news, Mr. Murdock! You can go home as soon as you fork over $593.50."

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"I got a second opinion on the operation—my accountant advises against it."

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"… And then he goes around town whining about how much I charged him. What ever happened to 'doctor-patient confidentiality'?''

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"I don't want treatment, just an insurance estimate."

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"Although it may be a simple procedure, keep in mind that it comes with the risk of being billed for a major operation."

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