"And, in our continuing effort to minimize surgical costs, I'll be hitting you over the head and tearing you open with my bare hands."
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cost, costs, surgical cost, surgical costs, medical expense, medical expenses, medical bill, medical bills, insurance, american healthcare, healthcare, health care, health insurance, save money, saves money, saving money, operation, operations, expense, expenses, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, cost-saving, cost-saving measure, cost-saving measures"As far as your bill is concerned, I've finally learned to say no."
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therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, bill, bills, money, medical bill, medical bills, medical costs, cost, costs, expenses, expensive, medical billing, learning to say no, saying no, no, finallyYour Pizza Dollar
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pie chart, pie charts, finance, finances, personal finance, personal finances, dollar, dollars, pizza, pizza, pizza pie, pizza pies, chart, charts, graph, graphs, wage, wages, expense, expenses, household budget, household budgets, budget, budgets, budgeting, pizza lover, pizza lovers, insurance, taxes, electricity, bill, bills, gas, rent"I'll have someone come in and prep you for the bill."
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doctor, doctors, surgery, surgeries, expense, expenses, medical expense, medical expenses, prep, preps, prepare, prepares, preparing, medical bill, medical bills, billing, hospital, hospitals, hospitalization, hospital bed, hospital beds, debt, debts, co-pay, co-pays, co-payment, payment, payments, obamacare, aca, affordable care act, repeal, repeals, repealing"Uninsured? That needn't be a problem. We can refer you to a very fine doctor in Ottawa."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, bill, bills, money, medical bill, medical bills, medical costs, cost, costs, expenses, expensive, medical billing, health insurance, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, socialised healthcare, socialised health care, socialized healthcare, socialized health care, medicaid, medicare, obamacare, health coverage, uninsured, no insurance, no heath insurance, no health coverage, receptionist, receptionists, ottawa, canada, canadian, referral, referrals, international, medical tourism, medical tourist, medical tourists"When you add up how much it costs for fuel, supplies, and getting a sitter, it doesn't seem worth it to invade Earth."
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alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, alien invasion, invading, alien invasions, economy, sensible, realistic, expensive, expenses, fuel price, fuels, invade, invades, babysit, babysitting, earth, disadvantage, disadvantages, cost-benefit, cost-benefit, inconvenience, overly sensible, too sensible, realistically"I love travel - it's so much fun to spend money in a different place."
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travel, travels, travelling, traveller, travellers, tourist, tourists, tourism, spend, spends, spending, spending money, tour, tours, lose money, losing money, expense, expenses, expensive, tourist trap, tourist traps"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."
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christmas, xmas, yule, noel, season, seasons, seasonal, holiday, holidays, cutback, cutbacks, budget, budgets, budgeting, finance, finances, financial, money, expenses, expensive, cost, costs, cut costs, cutting costs, saving money, frugal, cheap, every other year, skip, skipping, consumerism, christmas shopping, modern life, celebrations, celebration, celebrating"You're in luck, in a way. Now is the time to be sick-while Medicare still has some money."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, sick, sickness, ill, illness, health, health care, healthcare, bill, bills, money, medical bill, medical bills, medical costs, cost, costs, expenses, expensive, medical billing, health insurance, medical insurance, insurance, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, socialised healthcare, socialised health care, socialized healthcare, socialized health care, medicaid, medicare, obamacare, luck, lucky, good luck, economy, government, governments, finances, politics"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, dream, dreams, goal, goals, ambition, ambitions, future, when i grow up, growing up, career, careers, job, jobs, profession, professions, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, health care, healthcare, bill, bills, billing, money, medical bill, medical bills, medical costs, cost, costs, expenses, expensive, medical billing, pay, paying, out of pocket, out-of-pocket, private, private medical care, private health care, private healthcare, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, socialised healthcare, socialised health care, socialized healthcare, socialized health care, medicaid, medicare, obamacare, help, helping others"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, miracle, miracles, corporate, corporation, corporations, board of directors, company, companies, money, finances, expenses, expensive"He was doing well at first, but then he started drifting in and out of health coverage."
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hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, visitor, visitors, bedridden, bad condition, bad news, death, dying, health insurance, bill, bills, money, medical bill, medical bills, medical costs, cost, costs, expenses, expensive, medical billing, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, socialised healthcare, socialised health care, socialized healthcare, socialized health care, medicaid, medicare, obamacare, drifting in and out, health coverage"Ah, Monsieur has made a very expensive choice!"
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restaurant, fancy, upscale, menu, menus, expensive, expenses, high ticket, high ticket item, high ticket items, order, orders, ordering, impress, impresses, impressing, date, dates, dating, choice, choices, option, options, approving, approval, approvals, front of house, front of house staff, waiter, waiters, server, servers, bill, billsImportant balloons, $30.
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balloon, balloons, salesman, salesperson, salespeople, market, markets, marketing, marketing gimmick, marketing gimmick, conspicuous consumption, nepotism, trust fund, trust funds, trust fund baby, trust fund babies, vendor, vendors, consumerism, consumerist, overprice, overpriced, overpricing, costly, expensive, expense, expenses"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."
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office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, show business, hollywood, tax, taxes, deduction, deductions, expenses, money, tax deductions, bank, banker, bankers, banks, banking, producer, producers, accountant, accountants, tax accountant, tax accountants, tax season, write off, write offs"The utility bills for my secret other life are going through the roof."
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second family, second families, cheat, cheater, cheaters, cheating, unfaithfulness, infidelity, affair, affairs, extramarital, extramarital affairs, two timer, two timers, two timing, bill, bills, paying the bills, expense, expenses, expensive, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, utilities, utility bill, utility bills, secret life, secret lives"Your bill—I'd like to get these numbers up."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, bill, bills, billing, money, medical bill, medical bills, medical costs, cost, costs, expenses, expensive, medical billing, number, numbers"Psst...Quit taking insurance. Pass it on."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, health insurance, medical insurance, insurance, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, socialised healthcare, socialised health care, socialized healthcare, socialized health care, medicaid, medicare, obamacare, stop, quit, accepting, pass it on, secret, secrets, whispering, insurance company, insurance companies, money, bill, bills, money, medical bill, medical bills, medical costs, cost, costs, expenses, expensive, medical billing"While it's not a cure, it does mean a guaranteed income for me."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, sick, sickness, ill, illness, diagnosis, diagnoses, treatment, treatments, treating, cure, cures, income, guaranteed, money, bill, bills, billing, money, medical bill, medical bills, medical costs, cost, costs, expenses, expensive, medical billing, greed, greedy, health insurance, medical insurance, insurance, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, socialised healthcare, socialised health care, socialized healthcare, socialized health care, medicaid, medicare, obamacare"My third felony was a smart move. Folks on the outside are still waiting for health care."
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jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, crime, punishments, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, cell, cells, cellmate, cellmates, celly, cellie, cellies, law, felony, felonies, conviction, convictions, welfare, social system, social security, medical, medicine, free healthcare, free health care, health insurance, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, socialised healthcare, socialised health care, socialized healthcare, socialized health care, bill, bills, money, medical bill, medical bills, medical costs, cost, costs, expenses, expensive, medical billing, unfair, smart move, wait times, waiting times"I dreamed last night that we two-hundred-dollared Mr. Ferguson to death."
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dream, dreams, dreaming, mechanic, mechanics, auto, autos, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, car, cars, repair, repairs, bilk, bilks, bilking, repairman, repairmen, repair-man, repair-men, nickel and dime, nickel and dimes, nickel and diming, expensive, expense, expenses"Good news, Mr. Murdock! You can go home as soon as you fork over $593.50."
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hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, nurse, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, fork over, pay, bill, bills, billing, money, medical bill, medical bills, medical costs, cost, costs, expenses, expensive, medical billing, health insurance, medical insurance, insurance, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, socialised healthcare, socialised health care, socialized healthcare, socialized health care, medicaid, medicare, obamacare