"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."
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"It may surprise you to know that, contrary to your experience, you're actually very happily married."
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"First of all, forget everything you learned in obedience school."
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"It's interesting -- with each conviction I learn a little more about myself."
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"Now, whaddaya say we chase some cars."
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"I'm about to experience the totality of who I am!"
Armchair Is Highly Decorated
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"Among them, my children have eighteen years of accumulated experience harassing their mother!"
"I'm too busy recommending things to experience them myself."
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"This one's just like being at a real theatre."
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"You've been around here longer than I have. What are 'congressional ethics'?"
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"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."
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"This resume appears to cover only the last forty-five minutes."
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"Let's go someplace awful to avoid the tourists."
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Secrets of Adulthood.
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"We're here to experience pleasure."
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"Oh, no! My bucket list!"
"Be careful what you say. She's never been to Europe."
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"Yes, and the fact that you've been an outstanding employee for twenty-five years is going to look great on your résumé."
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The Tooth Fairy looks for temp work.
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"I think I've acquired some wisdom over the years, but there doesn't seem to be much demand for it."
"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."
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Snow White and Sleeping Beauty Have Tea
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"What do kids like you know of life? Wait till you've lived four hours, like me."