"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."
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"It may surprise you to know that, contrary to your experience, you're actually very happily married."
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"Now, whaddaya say we chase some cars."
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"I'm about to experience the totality of who I am!"
"I'm too busy recommending things to experience them myself."
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"This one's just like being at a real theatre."
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"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."
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"This resume appears to cover only the last forty-five minutes."
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"Let's go someplace awful to avoid the tourists."
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Secrets of Adulthood.
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"We're here to experience pleasure."
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"Oh, no! My bucket list!"
"Be careful what you say. She's never been to Europe."
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Snow White and Sleeping Beauty Have Tea
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"The first winter is always the toughest."
"Pop, am I experiencing a normal childhood?"
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"Remember the great cranberry scare of '59? And the cellular phone hysteria of '93? Ralph Nader's killer hot dog with the nitrates? Our evacuation at Love Canal? Remember the toxic-teeth scare, with the amalgam fillings leeching mercury into our gullets?..."
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Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.
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"You are about to experience something rare in your life, Stan—rejection."
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"It's you who don't understand me - I've been fifteen, but you have never been forty-eight."
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"For People Who Enjoy Everything About Flying Except Being 30,000 Feet Up In The Air, There's The WIDE -BODY TRIAN!"
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"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."
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"So, you went up the water spout and the rain came down and washed you out. How did you feel about that and what did you do?"
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