The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison
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"And it should take no more than fifteen minutes for you to begin experiencing the first pleasant symptoms of arousal."
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"We're in our lab coats. Now what?"
"Some Debussy, Igor."
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Genius Grants and Recipients
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"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."
"You grew up in a lab, too, Sylvia?"
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"Of course, I'd love to, Geoff. If only that chair weren't so flimsy."
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"At this point, we know it's addictive."
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"Be tough. Never let them hear you squeak."
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"Back when we were in college, and occasionally sleeping together, I never thought I'd be here, toasting you at your wedding to a woman."
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"One minute they're in a nicotine deprivation experiment. Next minute they're gone."
"I solved the maze in fifty-three seconds, but it was a Monday level."
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"That's Dr. Cray conducting research."
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"That's what happens when you combine lo carb with lo fat fat diets."
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Thank you for not asking how my experiment is coming along.
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"Pass me another gray."
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Crile Research Foundation: Trespassers will be experimented upon.
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"Then bake at 375 for forty-five minutes."
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"Now that's she mastered martinis, let's move on to daquiris."
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Rat Maze Trap Door
"I've been working on this experiment for six years, eight months and 28 days. . . but who's counting?"
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"If anyone asks, I was trying to do this."
"Gotta go. I've taken in all the carcinogen exposure I can for one day."