Experimenting Cartoons

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

"And it should take no more than fifteen minutes for you to begin experiencing the first pleasant symptoms of arousal."

"We're in our lab coats. Now what?"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Genius Grants and Recipients

"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."

"You grew up in a lab, too, Sylvia?"

"Of course, I'd love to, Geoff. If only that chair weren't so flimsy."

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Abstract Art

"Be tough. Never let them hear you squeak."

"Back when we were in college, and occasionally sleeping together, I never thought I'd be here, toasting you at your wedding to a woman."

"One minute they're in a nicotine deprivation experiment. Next minute they're gone."

"I solved the maze in fifty-three seconds, but it was a Monday level."

"That's Dr. Cray conducting research."

"That's what happens when you combine lo carb with lo fat fat diets."

Thank you for not asking how my experiment is coming along.

"Pass me another gray."

Crile Research Foundation: Trespassers will be experimented upon.

"Then bake at 375 for forty-five minutes."

"Now that's she mastered martinis, let's move on to daquiris."

Rat Maze Trap Door

"I've been working on this experiment for six years, eight months and 28 days. . . but who's counting?"

"If anyone asks, I was trying to do this."

"Gotta go. I've taken in all the carcinogen exposure I can for one day."