"Of course, it's a highly experimental procedure, but we're trying out new techniques from other disciplines all the time."
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"The research shows that rats who comment on-line are dumber than rats who don't."
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"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"
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A mother visits a lab rat.
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The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison
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"So! How is everybody today?"
"And it should take no more than fifteen minutes for you to begin experiencing the first pleasant symptoms of arousal."
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"It's alive! It's nearly impossible to tell the difference, but it's alive!"
"I don't have all night, Miss. Are you going to push that button or what?"
"And then it hit me: I'm salivating over a goddam bell."
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"He's at that annoying age where they're always testing you."
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"We're in our lab coats. Now what?"
"Don't mind me, folks. I'm just here to check the sprinkler system."
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"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."
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"Some Debussy, Igor."
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"I'll flip you to see whose name is listed first if we should ever win a Nobel Prize."
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"Five thousand hours, and his vital signs are still strong."
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"The drug has, however, proved more effective than traditional psychoanalysis."
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Genius Grants and Recipients
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"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."
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"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."
"You grew up in a lab, too, Sylvia?"
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The First Stairs
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"We blew a fuse."
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