"You know, doctor, right now I'd really prefer if your sense of humor were a tad less self-deprecating."
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expert, expertise, surgery, surgeries, operation, operations, operate, under the knife, self-deprecating, self-deprecation, unnerve, unnerves, unnerving, upset, upsets, upsetting, surgeon, surgeons, sense of humor, senses of humor, sense of humour, senses of humour, problem, problems, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, bedside manner, manner, manners"Caldwell know whereof he speaks. At least until around eight-thirty or nine."
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drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, bar, bars, barfly, barflies, bar fly, bar flies, bartender, bartenders, pub, pubs, hangout, hangouts, expert, experts, expertise, area of expertise, areas of expertise, fact, facts, factoid, factoids, information, wise, wisdom, lecture, lectures, lecturing, drunk, drunksToo Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth
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chef, chefs, lawyer, lawyers, argument, arguments, arguing, too many cooks, spoil the broth, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, backseat driver, backseat drivers, second guess, second guesses, second guessing, expert, experts, expertise, critic, criticism, criticisms, critique, critiques, cook, cooks, cooking"I can't put it into layman's language for you. I don't know any layman's language."
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layman, laymen, language, languages, pretentious, pretentiousness, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, elitism, translate, translates, translating, translation, translations, translator, translators, dumb down, dumbs down, dumbing down, education, highly educated, expert, experts, expertise, out of touch, ivory tower, ivory towers"We'll find the money for that. My guy is on it right now."
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metal detector, metal detectors, detectorist, detectorists, metal detection, consultant, consultants, specialist, specialists, budget, budgets, company budget, company budgets, find money, finding money, find the money, finding the money, expert, experts, expertise, area of expertise, efficient, efficiency, efficiency expert, efficiency experts, finances, corporation, corporations, corporate budget, corporate budgets"Since I retired, I've been doing some part-time consulting for a younger predators' group."
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lion, lions, wolf, wolfs, wolves, predator, predators, support group, support groups, mentor, mentors, mentoring, consultant, consultant, consulting, expert, experts, expertise, group, groups, hunt, hunts, hunting, train, trains, training, area of expertise, areas of expertise, retirement, retire, retires, retiring"The proposal sounds good. Of course, I still have to run it by my people over at the Psychic Friends Network."
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psychic friends network, telephones, television, proposals, meetings, psychics, my people, spiritualists, business, executives, entertainment, management, psychic, expert, experts, expertise, spiritualist, executive, boardroom, boardrooms, board room, board rooms, consultant, consultants, consulting, business proposal, business proposals"Let me through! I'm a businessperson!"
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businessperson, businesspeople, businessperson, spill, spills, spilling, expert, experts, expertise, sidewalk, sidewalks, clumsy, clumsiness, careless, carelessness, accident, accidents, accidental, crowd, crowds, crowded sidewalk, crowded sidewalks, fall, falls, falling, trip, trips, tripping, klutz, klutzy, klutziness, assist, assistance, emergency, emergencies, emergency worker, emergency workers, first world problem, first world problems"Let me interrupt your expertise with my confidence."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, date, dates, dating, first date, first dates, bad date, bad dates, bad sign, red flag, expert, experts, expertise, confidence, self-confidence, self-esteem, inflated, overblown, arrogant, ego, know-it-all, intellectual, intellectuals, man, men, interrupting"Shows you how much I know."
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expert, experts, expertise, area of expertise, areas of expertise, die, dies, dying, patient, patients, malpractice, medical malpractice, malpractice suit, malpractice suits, lawsuit, lawsuits, wrongful death, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers, med student, med students, medical student, medical students, idiot, idiots, incompetent, incompetence, self-effacing, accident, accidents, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, surgeon, surgeons"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."
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q and a, question and answer, q. and a., q & a, session, sessions, attention hog, attention hogs, hog the mic, hogs the mic, hogging the mic, selfish, selfishness, self-interest, self-interested, greed, greedy, question, questions, lengthy question, lengthy questions, audience participation, emcee, emcees, emceeing, host, hosts, hosting, inevitable, cliche, murphy's law, interview, interviews, panel, discussion panel, discussion panels, debate, debates, public debate, public debates, debating, expert, experts, expertise"How's the self-diagnosis coming?"
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self-diagnosis, self-diagnosing, internet search, internet searches, search, searches, searching, symptom, symptoms, symptomatic, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, hypochondria, self-help, diagnose, diagnoses, diagnosing, expert, experts, expertise, medical advice, medical advisor, medical advisors, medical adviser, medical advisers, modern life, modern times, worry, worries, worrying, concern, concerns, concerning"I'm sorry--I'm a left-foot podiatrist."
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podiatrist, podiatrists, podiatry, specialist, specialists, special, specials, expert, expertise, experts, area of expertise, physician, physicians, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, doctor visit, doctor visits, doctor office, hospital, hospitals, health-care, healthcare, health care, diagnose, diagnosis, patient, patients"Who am I to question our government's policies? I'll tell you who I am! I'm Bernard A. Nesbitt, who reads the 'Times,' the 'Wall Street Journal,' the 'Post,' 'Newsweek,' 'Time,' 'Business Week,' 'U.S.News & World Report,' 'Look,' 'Life,' and 'Saturday Evening Post.' That's who I am!"
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current events, current event, news report, news reports, news story, news stories, government policy, government policies, informed, news show, news shows, informed reader, news program, news programs, political events, political event, headline, headlines, magazine, magazines, cocktail party, cocktail parties, small talk, critic, critics, critical, cynic, cynics, political opposition, political opponent, political opponents, political view, political views, informed voter, informed voters, qualification, qualifications, opinion, opinions, opinionated, unqualified, armchair expert, armchair experts, expert, experts, expertiseTwo reporters interview each other.
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reporter, reporters, journalist, journalists, journalism, expert, experts, expertise, tv reporter, tv reporters, news journalist, news journalists, news journalism, interview, interviews, interviewing, interviewer, interviewers, man on the street, modern life, question, questions, questioning, breaking news, camera crew, camera crews, local news"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."
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mansplain, mansplains, mansplaining, conversation, conversations, converse, conversing, conversationalist, conversationalists, steer a conversation, steering a conversation, expert, experts, expertise, self-interested, self-assured, self-assurance, area of expertise, areas of expertise, show-off, showing off, smart, intelligent, intelligence, limited intelligence, appearance, appearances, putting on appearances"Neil, here, is a retired Army general who has been on Ted Koppel a lot recently, shooting his mouth off."
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ted koppel, army general, army generals, general, generals, small talk, politeness, polite, introduction, introductions, pundit, pundits, political pundit, political pundits, political commentator, political commentators, political punditry, expert, experts, expertise, career, careers, career path, career plan, big mouth, big mouths, opinionated, opinion, opinions"Those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it. Yet those who do study history are doomed to stand by helplessly while everyone else repeats it."
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history, history teacher, history teachers, history professor, history professors, phd, phds, masters, degree, degrees, graduate, graduates, graduation, history major, history majors, historian, historians, repeat, repeats, repetition, expert, experts, expertise, area of expertise, depressed, depressing, helpless, helplessness"Of course, that's just my opinion. Richard Gere's views may be somewhat different."
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richard gere, buddhist, buddhists, buddhism, tibet, free tibet, dalai lama, holy man, holy men, guru, gurus, wise man, wise men, second opinion, second opinions, holy man, holy men, wisdom, words of wisdom, guidance, seeking guidance, view, views, different view, different views, opinion, opinions, movie star, movie stars, expert, experts, expertise, celebrity, celebrities"Son, I think it's about time we had the TED Talk."
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talk, talks, conference, conferences, adolescent, adolescence, chat, chats, expert, experts, expertise, birds and the bees, nature, natural world, modern life, modern times, modern update, modern updates, modern family, modern families, lecture, lectures, lecturing, public speaker, public speakers, public speaking"Did you send your editor the final pages of 'Organizing Your Life'?"
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organize, organizes, organization, organizing, organize your life, organizing your life, organise, organises, organising, organisation, expert, experts, expertise, writer, writers, author, authors, self-help, advice, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, life coach, life coaches, coach, coaches, coaching, editor, editors, final draft, final drafts, draft, drafts, manuscript, manuscripts, submit, submits, submission, submissions, submitting, area of expertise, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, disorganized, disorganization, disorganised, disorganisation, slob, slobs"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."
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bias, biases, biased, academic, academics, liberal media, liberal, liberals, media bias, media biases, dismiss, dismisses, dismissive, educated, expert, experts, expertise, ivory tower, ivory towers, populist, populists, populism, critic, critique, critiques, media critic, media critics, conservative, conservative media, conservatives, republican, republicans, republican party, gop, professor, professors, college professor, college professors, university, universities, teacher, teachers, teaching