'Oxymoron'
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pun, puns, word play, play on words, linguistic, linguistics, language, languages, language joke, oxymoron, oxen, ox, cow, cows, cattle, animal, animals, farm, farming, moron, morons, explanation, explanatory, explanatory joke, stupidity, stupid, idiot, idiocy"When it's over, I'll explain all the pop culture references you didn't get and you can explain all the pop culture references I didn't get."
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pop culture, pop culture reference, reference, references, movie, movies, film, films, cinema, cinemas, audience, audiences, culture, popular culture, cultured, cultures, explain, explained, explanation, child, childish, childhood, nostalgic, nostalgia, generation, generations, generation gap, out of date, outdated, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parental"I can't explain it. I see that guy coming up the walkway and I go postal."
"It's just a theory, but perhaps it's their opposable thumbs that makes them crazy."
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opposable thumbs, evolve, evolves, evolving, human evolution, dog, dogs, explanation, explanations, human, humans, humanity, inhumanity, inhumane, cruel, cruelty, suffer, suffers, suffering, animal rights, animal rights activist, animal rights activists, theory, theories, crazy, craziness, insane, insanity, human behavior, human behaviour"Who ordered the megatelli?"
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pasta, pastas, tagliatelle, megatelli, restaurant, oversized, large, big, huge, italian, restaurants, italian restaurants, order, orders, menu, menus, mega, dining, eating, eat, filling, full, italy, miscommunication, explanation, surprise, surprising, shock, shocks, surprises, misunderstanding, misunderstoodBeltway Car Pool"Under the proposal, regional 'health alliances'—essentially, giant insurance-buying pools—would collect money from employers and individuals and in return offer them a variety of competing health plans. A national health board would control the alliances' budgets and prevent them from raising insurance premiums over a certain amount. Cool!"
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politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, capitol hill, washington, washington dc, congress, house of representatives, representative, representatives, congressman, congressmen, senate, senator, senators, federal, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, inside the beltway, beltway, american politics, business, healthcare, health care, insurance, health insurance, medical insurance, medicaid, medicare, obamacare, national health board, insurer, insurers, risk pool, risk pool, money, health plan, health plans, health alliance, health alliances, proposal, proposals, insurance premium, insurance premiums, kid, kids, child, children, explanation, explaining, carpool, carpools, car pool, car pools, carpooling, word play, wordplay"There's an article in here that explains why you're such an idiot."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, date, dates, dating, woman, women, females, male, males, men, man, magazine, magazines, tabloid, tabloids, literature, reading, media, article, articles, idiot, stupid, explanation, explanations, understanding, advice, women's magazines, stereotype, stereotypes, modern life"He spent the last half hour trying to piratesplain sea shanties to me."
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pirate, pirates, drunk, drunks, drinking, mansplaining, mansplain, explain, explanation, explanations, sea shanty, sea shanties, song, sing along, sing alongs, chantey, chanty"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."
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shame, shames, guilt, guilty, conscience, consciences, silo, silos, grain silo, grain silos, vent, vents, venting, ashamed, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, ranch, ranches, rancher, analogy, analogies, metaphor, metaphors, worry, worries, fear, fears, explanation, explanations, explain, explains, explaining, facts of life"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."
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animal, animals, bird, birds, worm, worms, earthworm, earthworms, child, children, kid, kids, father, fathers, dad, dads, parent, parents, fatherhood, parenting, conversation, conversations, explain, explanation, nature, circle of life, ecosystem, food chain, food, food cycle, food web, environment, life lesson, life lessons"Look, I'm doing a little me-time right now. Why don't you go ahead and do a little you-time, and then I'll be over at eight for a little us-time."
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telephone call, telephone calls, relationship, relationships, partnership, partnerships, love, time, quality time, free time, me time, personal time, personal space, alone time, solo time, negotiate, negotiation, mediate, mediation, explanation, explain, explaining, talk, talking, dating, dates, men"A Ms. Ramona Bissell of West Allison, Vermont, writes, 'What the hell is going on?' We here at WVCN think that question deserves an answer."
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question, questions, question and answer, questioning, reporter, reporters, reporting, outrage, outraged, populist, populists, populism, anger, angry, fury, furious, explanation, explanations, demand an explanation, demands an explanation, demanding an explanation, answer, answers, demand answers, demanding answers, newscast, newscasts, newscaster, newscasters, reporter, reporters, reporting, news report, news reports"Those are fees incurred for requesting an explanation of your fees."
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bank, banks, banking, bank teller, bank tellers, teller, tellers, customer service, service, fee, fees, explanation, explanations, request, requests, requesting, extra, extra fee, extra fees, additional fee, additional fees, money, finances, charge, charges, hidden fee, hidden fees, hidden charge, hidden charges, unexpected, inquiry, inquiries, banking fees"We damn well better get our stories straight now. This is going to be hard to explain to das Hauptquartier."
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second world war, world war ii, world war two, battlefield, battlefields, battle field, battle fields, battle-field, battle-fields, bomb, bombs, headquarter, headquarters, officer, officers, soldier, soldiers, excuse, excuses, explanation, explanations, military history, military historian, military historians"What is this endless series of meaningless experiences trying to teach me?"
"Since you're always asking, here's a list of my various kinds of sighs, with explanation of what each one means."
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sighs, sighing, sigher, partner, partners, boyfriend, husband, wife, wifes, hunbands, boyfriends, girlfriends, girl friend, boy friend, sigh, complain, complaining, explain, explanation, explaining, list, listing, argue, argument, passive aggressive, communication, pass agg, relationship, relationships, moaning, groaning, groan, groans, body language, non verbal communication, non-verbal communicationThe Meaning of Humour
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humour, humor, humorous, humourous, amuse, amusing, joke telling, joke-telling, comedian, comedy, comedians, explain, explanation, explanations, sense of humor, sense of humour, laugh, laughter, joke, jokes, slip, slips, slipping, fall over, falling over, banana peel, banana, bananas, joker, jokers, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, comedian, comedians, comedy, slapstick, slapstick comedy"There are essentially four basic forms for a joke."
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humour, humor, humorous, humourous, amuse, amuses, amusing, joke telling, joke-telling, comedian, comedy, comedians, explain, explanation, explanations, sense of humor, sense of humour, laugh, laughter, joke, jokes, slip, slips, slipping, fall over, falling over, banana peel, banana, bananas, joker, jokers, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, comedian, comedians, comedyA Little Knowledge
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tall tale, tall tales, television, televisions, how they work, how it works, knowledge, don't know, mom, moms, mother, mothers, wild story, wild stories, make up a story, making up a story, question, questions, parent, parents, parenting, crazy story, crazy stories, explanation, explanations, feign knowledge, feigning knowledge, feign, feigns, mystery, mysteries, mystery of life, mysteries of life, satellite tv, satellite television, fibre-optic, fibre-optic cable, fibre-optic cables"Nothing personal, but could we break it off right there at the 'moreover'?"
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party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, small talk, discussion, discussions, boring, bore, bores, bored, disinterested, uninterested, party pooper, party poopers, leisure, lecture, lectures, lecturer, lecturers, lecturing, explaining, explanation, explanations, cut off, interrupt, cut short, break it off, manners"Oh, I'm not really milking her. I do this so I don't have to make eye contact with anybody."
"First, I storyboarded it."
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god, gods, christian, christians, christianity, genesis, book of genesis, the book of genesis, creation, creationism, creationist, creationists, storyboard, storyboards, plan, planning, planning ahead, explain, explanation, heaven, creation of earth, seven days, producer, producers, film industry, movie industry"I fight your mother here so I don't have to fight her at home."
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argue, arguing, married, marriage, marriages, marries, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, store, stores, shopping, tactic, tactics, row, squabble, bicker, rows, quarrel, fight, fights, domestic, parent, parents, afraid, feud, calm, calmer, explain, explained, explanation