"His final wish was that all his medical bills be paid promptly."
Tags:medicine, medicines, medic, medical, medics, medical joke, modern medicine, modern world, exploit, exploitation, consumerism, consumer, capitalist, capitalism, private, private healthcare, healthcare, health, public healthcare, medicare, medi care, nhs, national health service, pro nhs, pro medicare, national health care, obamacare, death, dead, family, bitter humor, bitter humour, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour, console, consoling, consolation, intensive care, sick, sickness, ill, illness, illnesses, sicknesses, doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons, surgery
"There's a Mr. Egg McMuffin here who says we've been using his name without permission."
Tags:breakfast, breakfast sandwich, egg sandwich, breakfast sandwiches, egg sandwiches, sandwich, sandwiches, business, businesses, executive, executives, market, marketing, dining, diner, restaurant, restaurants, food, foods, fast food, fast food chain, chain restaurant, chain restaurants, laws, law, law and order, legal, exploit, exploitative, permission, permissions, reception, receptionist, receptionists, office, offices, corporate, corporation, corporations, sue, sued, suing, lawyer, lawyers, fake name
"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."
Tags:work, working, works, world of work, worker, employ, employment, employing, recruit, recruiting, recruiter, recruitment, employed, employs, word play, word, play on words, hire, hires, hired, you're hired, money, pay, paid, pay day, payday, business, business, exploit, exploitation, capital, capitalism, capitalist, critical, critic, critique, office, offices
"Do you need an attorney, little boy?"
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, exploit, exploitation, take advantage, taking advantage, shopping mall, shopping malls, lost kids, lost child, department store, department stores, legal representation, legal right, legal rights, right to legal representation, profiteer, profiteering, vulnerable, vulnerability
"Poke my bunny with a stick, sir?"
Tags:child, children, animal rights, animal welfare, animal rights activist, animal rights activism, animal right activism groups, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, bunny rabbit, bunny rabbits, pet, pets, petting, animal abuse, inhumane, brutal, inhumane treatment, brutal treatment, money making, money maker, vendor, vendors, exploitation, exploit, exploitative, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, commercialism, turning a blind eye, sales, sales tactic, street vendor, street vendors, child vendor, child vendors, curiosity, curious, sick curiosity, parents, parent, parenting, parenthood, insensitive, desensitised
"I finally found a designer with a sweatshop that's right for me."
Tags:sweatshop, sweatshops, child labour, child labourer, child labourers, third world, the third world, inequality, social inequality, poverty gap, the poverty gaps, the wealth divide, exploit, exploitation, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, take advantage, taking advantage, designer, designers, fashion designer, fashion designers, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, poverty, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"Now, if you'll just sign right here, Mr. Hark, you'll make the biggest mistake of your life!"
Tags:contract, contracts, signing a contract, signing contracts, contract signing, pressure, pressuring, pressurising, pressurizing, mistake, mistaken, making a mistake, the small print, small print, read the small print, exploit, exploitation, taking advantage, take advantage, manipulation, manipulate, biggest mistake of you life, legal document, legal documents, legal documentation, signature, signature, legally bound, legally binding, legally binding contract, legally binding contracts, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, vulnerable, vulnerability, vulnerable person, vulnerable people
"Who's that trip-tipping, woefully underinsured, over my bridge?"
Tags:insurance, insurance company, insurance companies, billy goats gruff, three billy goats gruff, troll, trolls, troll under the bridge, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, insurance salesman, insurance salesmen, exploit, exploitation, taking advantage, take advantage, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, insurance policy, insurance policies, goat, goats
"I recommend an aggressive form of throwing money at me."
Tags:doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, md, mds, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioner, clinic, clinics, check up, medical check up, check ups, medical check ups, health insurance, rip off, rip-off, rip offs, rip-offs, throw money, throwing money, medical treatment, medical treatments, aggressive treatment, aggressive treatments, greed, greedy, exploit, exploitation, manipulate, manipulation, manipulating
Tags:jackie, jackie kennedy, jaqueline kennedy onassis, memorabilia, sacrifice, sacrifices, priority, priorities, kennedy, kennedy assassination, jfk, john f. kennedy, assassination, assassinations, capitalize, capitalizes, capitalizing, capitalise, capitalises, capitalising, capitalisation, capitalization, exploit, exploits, exploiting, exploitation, tragedy, tragedies, priority, priorities
"Congratulations! Owing to the responsible way in which you've handled your drinking, the management has increased your limit."
Tags:consumerism, addiction, addict, addicts, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drunk, drunks, overdrink, overdrinking, alcohol addiction, alcohol addict, alcohol addicts, credit, sales tactics, sales tactics, irresponsible, exploit, exploitative, exploiting, immoral, responsible drinking, irresponsibility, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, bartender, bartenders, alcohol limit, alcohol limits
"I really don't see how giving you a six-letter word for a sixteenth-century crested metal helmet helps my problem."
Tags:crossword, crosswords, cross word, cross words, crossword puzzle, crossword puzzles, therapy, therapist, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, therapists, counseling, counselling, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, patient, patients, mental health, mental health problems, mental health issues, depressed, depression, medieval times, medieval period, sixteenth century, 16th century, sixteenth-century, exploit, exploitation, waste of time, con, conning, created metal helmet, opportunist, opportunistic, taking advantage
"I know it was your idea, but it was my idea to use your idea."
"If someone is worth suing, he's worth suing well."
Tags:business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, sue, suing, lawyer, lawyers, corporate lawyer, corporate lawyers, lawyers office, lawyer's office, take advantage, taking advantage, exploit, exploiting, exploitative, if it's worth doing, if it worth doing, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, word play, attorney, attorneys, law, big business, big businesses, big corporation, big corporations, law suit, law suits, suits
"It appears you're a bit overqualified to be exploited but somewhat underqualified to exploit others."
Tags:underqualified, overqualified, employment agency, employment agencies, employments, employee, employees, exploit, exploits, exploiting, exploitation, middle manager, middle managers, manager, managers, recruit, recruits, recruitment, bureaucracy, bureaucracies, late capitalism, capitalist, capitalism, middle ground, middle grounds, personnel, personnel department, job interview, job interviews, interview, interviews, interviewing
"Hon, this is Mr Atherton. He's going to show us how we can commercially exploit our marriage."
"I've been over-compensated, and I've been under-compensated and 'over' is better."
Tags:rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, compensation, over compensation, over-compensation, under compensation, under-compensation, over compensated, over-compensated, under compensated, under-compensated, exploit, exploitation, preference, preferences, unfair, overcompensation, executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, investment, investments, investor, investors
Compare Things To Hitler
Tags:adolf hitler, nazi germany, compare, comparison, consumerism, consumerist, political correctness, politically correct, politically incorrect, political incorrectness, exploit, exploitative, exploitation, opportunistic, opportunism, profiteering, profiteer, history teacher, history teachers, second world war, wwii, ww2, world war 2, world war two, attraction, tourist attraction, historical figures, historical villians
"He owed me a month's wages when he died and he's going to work it out."
Tags:wage, wages, scarecrow, scarecrows, stingy, greedy, miserly, owe, owes, owing, debt, debts, debtor, debtors, collect, collects, collecting, debt collector, debt collectors, debt collection, iou, i.o.u., advance, advances, makeshift, pay up, pays up, paying up, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, corporate farm, corporate farms, corporate farmer, exploit, exploits, exploitation, worker, workers, wage, wages, front, fronts, fronting, paycheck, paychecks
"Like to see what this baby can do when I open 'er up?"
Tags:sedan, sedans, sedan chair, sedan chairs, exploit, exploits, exploiting, exploitation, new car, new cars, upper class, upper classes, servant, servants, worker, workers, working, working class, working classes, proletariat, proletarian, proletarians, marxist, marxists, marxism, show off, shows off, showing off, brag, brags, bragging, braggart, braggarts, ignore, ignores, ignoring, blinders, class division, class divisions, class divide, class divides, elite, elites, wealthy elite, wealthy elites, social stratification
"For God's sake―call a policeman!"
Tags:policeman, policemen, engine, engines, car engine, car engines, worker, workers, working, hamster wheel, hamster wheels, exploited, exploitation, exploit, exploiting, car company, car manufacturer, car manufacturers, car manufacturing, enslaved, crank, cranks, cranking, underclass, working class, working classes
"What do women want, and how can we co-opt it?"
Tags:marketing, marketing executive, marketing executives, psychographic, psychographics, demographic, demographics, co-opt, co-opting, monetize, monetizing, monetization, monetise, monetising, monetisation, women, females, exploit, exploitation, mystery, mysteries, misogyny, male-dominated workforce
"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."
Tags:apprentice, apprentices, apprenticeship, apprenticeships, trainee, training, trainees, employee, employees, employment, puppet, intern, internship, unpaid interns, unpaid internship, unpaid internships, office, office work, cubicle, cubicles, pinocchio, real boy, a real boy, paperwork, boss, bad job, management, manager, managing, exploit, exploitation, modern life, modern, fair pay
"Here's a nice one. It was confiscated from a little old drunk lady."
Tags:car, cars, second hand car, second-hand cars, second hand cars, second-hand car, car dealer, car dealers, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, car dealership, second hand car dealership, second-hand car dealership, customer, customers, confiscated, confiscation, drink driving, drink driver, drink drivers, drunk driver, drunk drivers, drink and drive, over the limit, alcoholic, drunk, drunk, alcoholic, alcoholism, addict, addicts, addictions, taking advantage, elderly drivers, old drivers, automobiles, automobile, automobile dealer, automobile dealers, consumers, consumer, consumerism, exploit, exploitation, used car, used cars, used car dealer, used car dealers, criminal, law, laws, law breaking, law breaker
"Sanders, I just sold your soul. You weren't using it, were you?"
Tags:sold your soul, selling your soul, soul, souls, pact with the devil, deal with the devil, devil, devils, boss, bosses, employer, employers, employee, employee, underling, underlings, soul destroying, soul destroying job, soul destroying jobs, exploited, exploitation, workplace exploitation, exploit, exploits