"No, no, Timmy. Not that one. I'm saving that one for last."
"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"
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"O.K. Just make sure no animals are harmed in the exploding-donkey scene."
"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"
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"Several groups have claimed responsibility."
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BIG BANG COMIX
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“I heard von Schleflin yell ‘Eureka,’ and then kerblam!”
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"It doesn't look like a ruptured gas line to me."
"Incidentally, I'm ordering all this fertilizer for peaceful purposes."
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"I yelled 'shazam' and there was lightning and a big explosion. They say I was unconcious for two hours."
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"That, of course, is the military solution."
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"This war on drugs is really getting out of hand!"
Military Solution to Last Week's Puzzle
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"Your tomato surprise, sir."
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"It's casualty Friday."
"Do all dance battles end like that?"
"Let's give those new bulbs a try."
Oh, the Sean Hannity! (Trump Hindenburg)
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