Expressions Cartoons

"Till now I always thought of the gravy train as a good thing."

"I'm not even away! The audacity!"

Hour of rising vs worm acquisition.

"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."

"All work and no play makes you a valued employee."

"We did find a creative bone in your body, but it was very untalented."

"A razor-sharp, six-hundred-pound penny for your thoughts, Mr. Bond."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"When I actually was this age, I didn't have much facial expression anyway."

"No matter who's in office, the political landscape stays the same."

"I may be a big frog in a small pond, but I'm still a damn big frog."

"We have testimony that you walk like a duck and you quack like a duck. Tell the court - are you a duck?"

"You're history, Leonard."

"It's nice, but is there room to swing a cat?"

"Well, pickle my trotters!"

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"Good news. The test results show it's a metaphor."

"Well, it's official. Any chance for candle-in-the-wind notoriety has pretty much passed us by."

"It's a poor craftsman, son, who blames his tools."

Bear toilet.

"I'm warning you—it's a sty."

"Well, I'll be darned. They had just walked away."

"Maybe we should reschedule. It's bark-to-bark up here and Waze says it's forty minutes to the lazy river."