"It's a pity those awful people were right about the environment."
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"So they hold this conference to figure out why we're becoming extinct, and guess what they have for dinner."
"We've voted you off the island."
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"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deﬂect an asteroid."
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"Globally warm enough for you, buddy?"
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"As long as it's woolly I don't ask questions."
It's a wonder they aren't totally extinct!"
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"Thank you for letting us consider the enclosed manuscript. Although it has obvious merit, we are sorry to say that it does not suit our present needs."
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"Momma? Is Rick Perry real?"
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"Your generous donation," said the Dodo, "will help us in our quest to find a cure for extinction."
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"Ichthyosaurs are all gone, mosasaurs are gone, pterosaurs are gone. There's none of the old crowd left."
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"I love the way you make those yams. You'll have to give me the recipe before your culture is obliterated from the face of the earth."
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"Hey! Endangered species here, if you don't mind!"
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"Bad news - the unicorns are gay."
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"I say we throw the damn things overboard."
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"I'm afraid you have humans."
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"Well, of course they don't exist. Now."
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The Last of the Passenger Pigeons
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"When I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us."
"Better imaginary than extinct."
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"Uh-oh - climate change."
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"Should we pick up something for the folks who don't eat red meat?"
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"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."
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"I can't believe I ate all that salad for nothing."
"Your ancestors ruled the Earth, Mr. Tucker - you're gonna have to ease up a bit!"
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