Extinction Cartoons

"Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."

"Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."

"It's a pity those awful people were right about the environment."

"So they hold this conference to figure out why we're becoming extinct, and guess what they have for dinner."

"We've voted you off the island."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Globally warm enough for you, buddy?"

It's a wonder they aren't totally extinct!"

"Thank you for letting us consider the enclosed manuscript. Although it has obvious merit, we are sorry to say that it does not suit our present needs."

"Momma? Is Rick Perry real?"

"Your generous donation," said the Dodo, "will help us in our quest to find a cure for extinction."

"Ichthyosaurs are all gone, mosasaurs are gone, pterosaurs are gone. There's none of the old crowd left."

"I love the way you make those yams. You'll have to give me the recipe before your culture is obliterated from the face of the earth."

"Hey! Endangered species here, if you don't mind!"

"Bad news - the unicorns are gay."

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

"I'm afraid you have humans."

"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"

"If containment doesn't work, we can always eat them."

"Well, of course they don't exist. Now."

Dinosaur Slayers

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"When I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us."

"Better imaginary than extinct."