Extramarital Affairs Cartoons

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"Buzz off! That was only till death us did part."

"My wife doesn't understand me, especially when she gets wind of situations like this."

"Well, pardon me for living!"

"Dad, if Mom ever has a boyfriend, I hope he's just like you."

"Mommy's not home. Mommy's on a plane ride with Captain Yummy!"

"I can't keep it from you any longer, Irene. This is the other woman."

"My dad was too much of a babe magnet for the marriage to have worked."

"Please don't tell my husband about us. I promise I'll run away with you."

"You expect me to believe you were at a mouse convention?"

"Now, you wait right here while I go ask my wife for a divorce."

"Would you excuse me, Miss Arkwright? I just remembered that I promised to forsake all others."

"Your friend Andy thinks I'm sexy."

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

In the middle of a shoot-out

"I'm looking for a fragrance I can wear when my wife's not around."

"I knew you were having an affair with your car!"

"Mary, will you stop this insecure nonsense? I didn't say Gladys was superior to you in any way. I only said I was in love with her, for God's sake."

"The law is a jealous mistress, something wives just have to understand."

"Oh, darling, we have three whole days and nights while she thinks I'm at Promise Keepers."

"They didn't just meet at a wedding --- they met at his wedding."

"Honestly, Debbie, that was a long time ago. I don't 'gotta be me' anymore."

"Oh, you were on automatic pilot? And what about her? Was she on automatic pilot, too?"

"And, closer to home, your wife is doing shots with some Dutch sailors on the Bowery."

"If it's your wife, I'm not here."