"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships.love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, boozing, skit-chasing, skirt-chaser, skit-chasers, womanising, womanizing, womanizer, womanizer, womaniser, womanisers, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, extramarital affairs, infidelity, fashion, fashion sense, bicycle clothes"Buzz off! That was only till death us did part."
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couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, cheat, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, two timing, two timer, two timers, extramarital, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adulterer, adulterers, unfaithfulness, marital vow, marital vows, marriage vows, till death us do part"My wife doesn't understand me, especially when she gets wind of situations like this."
"Well, pardon me for living!"
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cheat, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, two timing, two timer, two timers, extramarital, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adulterer, adulterers, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, unfaithfulness, disappointment, disappointments, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships"Dad, if Mom ever has a boyfriend, I hope he's just like you."
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kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, boyfriend, boyfriends, infidelity, affair, affairs, extramarital affairs, cheater, cheaters, divorce, divorces, separation, split, compliment, compliments, complimenting, date, dates, dating, love"Mommy's not home. Mommy's on a plane ride with Captain Yummy!"
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, father, fathers, dad, dads, family, families, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, infidelity, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, dating, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, pilot, pilots, captain, captains, flight, flights, not home, modern life"I can't keep it from you any longer, Irene. This is the other woman."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, infidelity, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, dating, other woman, mistresses, secret, secrets, hiding, truth, doppelganger, double, twin, twins, similar, same, clone, clones"My dad was too much of a babe magnet for the marriage to have worked."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, father, fathers, dad, dads, family, families, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, infidelity, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, babe magnet, dating, modern life"Please don't tell my husband about us. I promise I'll run away with you."
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kid, kids, child, children, toy, toys, doll, dolls, playing, make-believe, pretend, pretending, bad sign, red flag, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, infidelity, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs"You expect me to believe you were at a mouse convention?"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat door, cat doors, cat flap, cat flaps, coming home, returning home, mouse, mice, convention, conventions, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, infidelity, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, believe, belief, excuse, excuses, alibi, alibis, lie, lies, liar, liars, betrayal"Now, you wait right here while I go ask my wife for a divorce."
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party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, bad timing, badly timed, poor timing, poorly timed, divorce, divorces, getting divorced, insensitive, insensitivity, drink, drinks, getting a drink, getting drinks, host, hosts, good host, good hosts, cheat, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, two timing, two timer, two timers, extramarital, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adulterer, adulterers"Would you excuse me, Miss Arkwright? I just remembered that I promised to forsake all others."
"Your friend Andy thinks I'm sexy."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, attraction, attractive, infidelity, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, the other man, suspicious, questionable"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, conflict, conflicts, girlfriends, mistresses, infidelity, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, chance meeting, chance meetings, friction, stop, stopping, quit, quitting, ending, angry, anger, upset, modern lifeIn the middle of a shoot-out
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stand-off, stand-offs, stand off, stand offs, shoot out, shoot outs, shoot-out, shoot-outs duel, duelling, duels, cheat, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, two timing, two timer, two timers, extramarital, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adulterer, adulterers, unfaithfulness, caught in the middle, bystander, bystander, innocent bystander, innocent bystanders, face off, face offs, face-off, face-offs"I'm looking for a fragrance I can wear when my wife's not around."
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perfume, perfumes, fragrance, fragrances, cologne, colognes, perfume counter, perfume counters, shopping, consumerism, department store, department stores, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, affair, affairs, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, infidelity, strange request, strange requests, request, requests, customer service, service, customer request, customer requests, customer, customers"I knew you were having an affair with your car!"
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cheat, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, two timing, two timer, two timers, extramarital, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adulterer, adulterers, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobile, caught red handed, car enthusiast, car enthusiasts, motorist, motorists, car fanatic, car fanatics"Mary, will you stop this insecure nonsense? I didn't say Gladys was superior to you in any way. I only said I was in love with her, for God's sake."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, love, infidelity, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, better, superior, offensive, insulting, backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments, monogamy"The law is a jealous mistress, something wives just have to understand."
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lawyer, lawyers, the lawyer, attorney, attorneys, corporate law, corporate lawyer, corporate lawyers, workaholic, workaholics, workaholism, overworked, overworking, mistresses, jealous mistresses, cheat, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, two timing, two timer, two timers, extramarital, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adulterer, adulterers, unfaithfulness, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, husband and wife, husbands and wives"Oh, darling, we have three whole days and nights while she thinks I'm at Promise Keepers."
"They didn't just meet at a wedding --- they met at his wedding."
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gossip, gossiping, gossipers, gossip queen, gossip queens, rumor, rumors, rumour, rumours, spreading rumors, spreading rumours, smack talk, talking trash, talking behind someone's back, women, woman, friend, friends, girl talk, infidelity, extramarital, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, disloyal, cheat, cheater, cheaters, caught cheating, two timing, two timer, two timers, adulterer, adulterers, marriage, married, cancelled plans, call it off, call of the wedding"Honestly, Debbie, that was a long time ago. I don't 'gotta be me' anymore."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, date, dates, dating, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, being yourself, freedom, commitment, infidelity, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, asking forgiveness, forgiveness, song, songs, famous song, famous songs, singer, singers, lyrics, music"Oh, you were on automatic pilot? And what about her? Was she on automatic pilot, too?"
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husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, infidelity, extramarital, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, disloyal, cheat, cheater, cheaters, caught cheating, two timing, two timer, two timers, adulterer, adulterers, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, couples counsellor, couples counsellors, couples counselling, marriage counselling, divorce, divorcing, divorced, ridiculous, accusation, accusations, paranoid, worried"And, closer to home, your wife is doing shots with some Dutch sailors on the Bowery."
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bad relationship, bad relationships, cheat, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, two timing, two timer, two timers, extramarital, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adulterer, adulterers, unfaithfulness, anchor desk, anchorman, anchormen, news, the news, news reader, newsreader, news commentator, news commentators, tv news, television news, news program, news programs, news programme, news programmes, local news, local news station"If it's your wife, I'm not here."
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