Extraterrestrials Cartoons

Close encounter of the uninsured kind.

"I'm afraid the trip is off—our government is cracking down on illegal aliens."

"As a joke let's take them to ... and tell them that's our leader."

Alien looks into an open sewer that is actually a porthole to the universe.

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

"Just wait till you walk in the front door—you'll find out if I have a death ray or not."

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

"When you add up how much it costs for fuel, supplies, and getting a sitter, it doesn't seem worth it to invade Earth."

Irrefutable Evidence.

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

“Well, whatever it is, it’s within a stone’s throw of the Big Bang.”

"I'll be straight with you. I was put on this planet to make your life miserable."

"They seem friendly enough so far."

'Soy Beans - Wheat - Mysterious Crop Circles'

"It's nothing personal—the way things are going, we just don't need as many abductees."

"Results are still preliminary, but all indications suggest that he is a good boy."

"We're saved! We're saved!"

"Actually, it was a day not without interest. As I approached my office, I was mysteriously drawn into an alien spacecraft which transported me at the speed of light to the far reaches of the universe. There I was the subject of bizarre sexual experiments

"You can't keep comparing yourself to those skinny little aliens you see in movies."

"Computer, order me two long-sleeved cotton crewnecks in dark wine and green heather."

"So much for finding intelligent life."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Just Abducted.

"Somehow I pictured my first ride on a flying saucer rather differently."

"I hope you're not planning to run for political office in the future."