Close encounter of the uninsured kind.
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alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, insurance, accident insurance, car insurance, insurance coverage, uninsured, accident, accidents, crash, crashes, car accident, car accidents, car crash, car crashes"I'm afraid the trip is off—our government is cracking down on illegal aliens."
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alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, trip, trips, travel, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, tourism, tourist, tourists, government, governments, immigration, immigrant, immigrants, illegal immigration, illegal alien, illegal aliens, illegal immigrant, crack down, crack downs, cracking down, foreigner, foreigners, international, bureaucracy, immigration policy, wordplay, word play, pun, puns"As a joke let's take them to ... and tell them that's our leader."
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alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, joke, jokes, joking, leader, leaders, human, humans, alien invasion, martian invasion, extraterrestrial invasionAlien looks into an open sewer that is actually a porthole to the universe.
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alien, aliens, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, martian, martians, space, space travel, space traveller, space travellers, porthole, portholes, wormhole, wormholes, teleport, teleports, manhole, manholes, manhole cover, manhole covers, builder, builders, building site, building sites, road works, roadworks, sewer, sewers, drain, drains, urban life, city, cities, city lifeMars Rover's wheels stolen.
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space, tire, tires, alien, aliens, martian, martians, extra-terrestrial, extra-terrestrials, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, extra terrestrial, extra terrestrials, cinder block, cinder blocks, theft, thieves, mars, curiosity rover, concrete, planet, planets, robbed, rob, robbing, tyre, tyres, science, scientist, astronomy, probe, probes"Just wait till you walk in the front door—you'll find out if I have a death ray or not."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, death, death threat, death threats, threat, threats, threatening, death ray, death rays, laser, lasers, laser gun, laser guns, alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, coming home, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, conversation, conversations"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"
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alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, earthling, earthlings, family, families, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, modern life, modern parenting, modern parents, education, school, schools, schooling, school district, school districts, school system, school systems, neighbourhood, neighborhood, suburb, suburbs, suburbia, moving, moving house, real estate, property, properties"When you add up how much it costs for fuel, supplies, and getting a sitter, it doesn't seem worth it to invade Earth."
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alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, alien invasion, invading, alien invasions, economy, sensible, realistic, expensive, expenses, fuel price, fuels, invade, invades, babysit, babysitting, earth, disadvantage, disadvantages, cost-benefit, cost-benefit, inconvenience, overly sensible, too sensible, realisticallyIrrefutable Evidence.
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ufo, u.f.o., alien, aliens, martian, martians, extra-terrestrial, extra-terrestrials, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, extra terrestrial, extra terrestrials, evidence, evidences, proof, proves, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspire, conspires, fragment, fragments, belief, believing, believes, science, sciences, unsolved, proving, roswell"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"
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alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property, properties, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, business, businessmen, businessman, planet, planets, earth, planet earth, buying, buyer, buyers“Well, whatever it is, it’s within a stone’s throw of the Big Bang.”
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alien, aliens, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, space ship, space ships, space, space travel, observation, observations, space exploration, scientist, scientists, astrobiologist, astrobiology, telescope, telescopes, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, science, scientist, scientists, television, television characters, television character, children’s television, children’s television character, children’s television characters, big bang, big bang theory, broadcast, broadcasts, proximity, close, closeness"I'll be straight with you. I was put on this planet to make your life miserable."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, miserable, misery, unhappy, honest, honesty, alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, earthling, earthlings, man, men"They seem friendly enough so far."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, space travel, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, toy, toys, frisbee, flying disk, flying disks, flying disc, flying discs, disc, discs, disk, disks, dog toy, dog toys, playing, fetching, fetching, playing fetch, friendly'Soy Beans - Wheat - Mysterious Crop Circles'
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farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, farm shop, farm shops, soy, soya, soy beans, crop circle, crop circles, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, little green man, little green men"It's nothing personal—the way things are going, we just don't need as many abductees."
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redundant, made redundant, redundancy, redundancies, lay off, lay offs, laid off, lay-off, lay-offs, unemployed, unemployment, streamline, streamlining, alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrials, extraterrestrials, alien abduction, alien abductions, recession, financial crash, space ship, spaceship, space ships, space ships, alien spaceship, alien spaceships, office worker, office workers, alien abductee, alien abductees"Results are still preliminary, but all indications suggest that he is a good boy."
"We're saved! We're saved!"
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ocean, oceans, sea, seas, alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, flying saucers, crash, crashed, ufo, ufos, shark, sharks, shark attack, shark attacks"Actually, it was a day not without interest. As I approached my office, I was mysteriously drawn into an alien spacecraft which transported me at the speed of light to the far reaches of the universe. There I was the subject of bizarre sexual experiments
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office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, alien, aliens, space, outer space, spacecrafts, spacecraft, universe, experiment, experiments, bizarre, strange, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, ufo, flying saucer, flying saucers"You can't keep comparing yourself to those skinny little aliens you see in movies."
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alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, little green man, little green men, body image, self image, comparison, comparisons, beauty ideal, beauty ideals, the feminine beauty ideal, film star, film starts hollywood, movie star, movie stars, depressed, gender issues"Computer, order me two long-sleeved cotton crewnecks in dark wine and green heather."
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film, films, movie, movies, tv, t.v., television, show, shows, program, programs, programmes, programme, sci-fi, science fiction, alien, aliens, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, space, outer space, technology, computer, computers, e-commerce, ecommerce, online shopping, internet shopping, shopping, shopper, shoppers, fashion, shirt, shirts, order, orders, ordering"So much for finding intelligent life."
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astronaut, astronauts, space, space travel, moon, the moons, moon, aliens, alien, intelligent life, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, extraterrestrial life, banjo, banjos, banjo player, banjo players, clawhammer, bluegrass, scientist, scientists, discovery, discoveries, disappoint, disappointing, disappointment, disappointments, let-down, let-downs, let down, let downs"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."
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ufo, ufos, ufo spotter, ufo spotters, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, conspiracy theories, ufo sighting, ufo sightings, alien, aliens, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, martian, martian, little green man, little green men, space ship, space ships, spaceship, spaceships, unidentified flying object, weather balloon, weather balloons, mistake, mistakesJust Abducted.
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alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, abduction, abductions, abducted, wedding tradition, wedding traditions, just married, tin cans"Somehow I pictured my first ride on a flying saucer rather differently."
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alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, little green men, little green man, commute, commutes, commuter, commuters, subway, subways, underground, the underground, tube, tubes, the tubes, modern life, modern times, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, let down, let-down, let downs, let-downs, abducted, abduction, abductions, alien abduction, alien abductions, space ship, space ships, flying saucer, flying saucers"I hope you're not planning to run for political office in the future."
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politician, politicians, political candidate, political candidates, political office, running for office, election, elections, election campaign, election campaigns, shady past, dark past, alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, little green man, little green men, dark secret, dark secrets, household staff, servant, servants