Eyes Cartoons

"I design retinal-controlled destination-mapping interfaces for self-driving transportation, but not in the traditional sense."

"Worse."

"For God's sake, Edwards. Put the laser pointer away."

"Going rimless, with raw, jagged edges, is very hot right now."

"Nobody move! I think I lost an eye."

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

"You're dewy-eyed."

"Whoa there, I'm not much for fancy book readin'."

"Do you see what I see?"

"Spanish ladies have nice eyes."

"When I make eye contact for the first time, I want it to be with the right person."

"I do not have a roving eye. I have attention-deficit disorder."

"You're not getting through the eye of a needle with that ass."

"Uh, hello? My eyes are over here."

"Except for that time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird."

Organ Exchange Bank

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

An eye doctor tests a patient's eyesight by having him read an eye chart that starts with "Fight Socialized Healthcare...".

"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"

Cupid's eye test.

"E"

"Candice, your eyes are like two crystal-blue pools of habitual judgment."

"You need night vision goggles."

"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"