"I design retinal-controlled destination-mapping interfaces for self-driving transportation, but not in the traditional sense."
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nerd, nerds, engineer, engineers, retinal, retina, vision, sight, eyes, self-driving, car, cars, transport, transportation, technology, tech, destination mapping, computer geek, computer geeks, modern life, millennial, millennials, traditional, career, careers, job, jobs, work, employment, bragging, brag, complex, complicated, pretentious"Worse."
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snellen chart, vision, visual, optics, optical, optician, opticians, doctor, doctors, interrogation, gunman, gun to head, gun to his head, interrogate, interrogates, optomologist, optomologists, optometrist, optometrists, eye, eyes, glasses, exam, examination, examinations, kidnap, kidnapped, on pain of death, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, get well, get well soon"Going rimless, with raw, jagged edges, is very hot right now."
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glasses, fashion, style, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, eyeglasses, rimless, jagged, edge, edges, popular, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optician, opticians, eye doctor, eye doctors, eyewear, eye, eyes, dangerous, risky, fashionable"Think of these as the car your face is driving."
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glasses, sunglasses, eyewear, eyeglasses, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, face, faces, driving, driver, drivers, fashion, style, accessory, accessories, fashion statement, personal style, personal appearance, optician, opticians, optometry, optometrist, optometrists, eyes, eye"You're dewy-eyed."
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optometrist, optometrist, optometry, optician, opticians, ophthalmology, ophthalmologist, ophthalmologists, eye doctor, eye doctors, medical, medicine, eye test, eyes tests, eye, eyes, vision, eyesight, eye drops, patient, patients, healthcare, health care, dewy-eyed, innocent, naive, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines"Whoa there, I'm not much for fancy book readin'."
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eye chart, eye charts, vision, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, eye doctor, eye doctors, doctor, doctors, vision chart, vision charts, eye, eyes, farmer, farmers, uneducated, illiterate, elitist, elitists, book, books, reader, readers, reading, expectation, expectations, unrealistic, glasses, spectacles, eyeglasses"When I make eye contact for the first time, I want it to be with the right person."
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eye contact, eye, eyes, dates, date, dating, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, cell, cell phone, cell phones, smart phone, smart phones, kids these days, millennial, millennials, tech, technological, modern life, modern world, modernity, teen, teens, teenager, first, first timeA woman passes by a man who's looking a modern painting of a face; as the woman passes, the man's eyes change into the ones from the painting.
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art, art gallery, art galleries, art museum, art museums, art exhibit, art exhibits, art exhibition, art exhibitions, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, abstract art, modern art, ogling, staring, eye, eyes, face, faces, following, man, men"I do not have a roving eye. I have attention-deficit disorder."
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roving eye, roving eyes, stare, stares, staring, ogle, ogles, ogling, eye, eyes, wandering eye, wandering eyes, add, attention deficit disorder, adhd, beauty, beautiful, beautiful woman, beautiful women, insulting, couple, couples, spat, spats, bicker, bickers, bickering, fight, fights, fighting, hurtful, accusation, accusations, accuser, accusers, accusing, glare, glares, glaring, relationship problem, relationship problems, relationship trouble, relationship troubles"You're not getting through the eye of a needle with that ass."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, camel, camels, desert, deserts, needle, needles, eye, eyes, eye of a needle, butt, fat, big, weight, body weight, overweight, health, fitness, out of shape, heaven, rich people, rich, bible, biblical, metaphor, metaphors, proverb, proverbs, wordplay, word play, adage, adages, easier, get through, get into, getting into heaven, narrow, sewing, poverty, wealth, riches, religion, religious"Uh, hello? My eyes are over here."
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art, artistic, artist, artists, modern, modernism, modernist, date, dates, absurd, surreal, surrealism, proportion, rule, rules, cubist, cubism, cubist art, art history, history of art, art theory, eye, eyes, creep, creeping, dinner, dinners, coffee, coffees, out, french, france, historical, history, picasso, inspire, inspired, eyes, position, positioning, where, braque, classical art, classic, classics"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."
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taxi, taxis, taxi cab, taxi cabs, cab, cabs, driving, driver, drivers, cab driver, cab drivers, taxi driver, taxi drivers, transportation, cabbie, cabbies, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, marketing, eye, eyes, creepy, strip club, strip clubs, gentleman's club, gentleman's clubs, club, clubs, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, inappropriate, scaryAn eye doctor tests a patient's eyesight by having him read an eye chart that starts with "Fight Socialized Healthcare...".
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, optometrist, optometrist, optometry, optician, opticians, ophthalmology, ophthalmologist, ophthalmologists, eye doctor, eye doctors, eye test, eyes tests, eye, eyes, vision, eyesight, insurance, health insurance, medical insurance, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, socialised healthcare, socialised health care, socialized healthcare, socialized health care, medicaid, medicare, obamacare, healthcare debate, health care debate, politics, government, governments"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, owl, owls, eye, eyes, vision, eyesight, glasses, eyeglasses, eyewear, fashion, style, personal appearance, owlish, foolish, optometrist, optometrist, optometry, optician, opticians, ophthalmology, ophthalmologist, ophthalmologists, eye doctor, eye doctors, wordplay, word play, play on wordsCupid's eye test.
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, optometrist, optometrist, optometry, optician, opticians, ophthalmology, ophthalmologist, ophthalmologists, eye doctor, eye doctors, eye test, eyes tests, eye, eyes, vision, eyesight, cupid, cupids, eros, heart, hearts, love, valentine's day, valentines day, greek mythology, roman mythology"E"
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, optometrist, optometrist, optometry, optician, opticians, ophthalmology, ophthalmologist, ophthalmologists, eye doctor, eye doctors, eye test, eyes tests, eye, eyes, vision, eyesight, blind, blindness, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, canine, canines, dog, dogs, seeing eye dog, seeing eye dogs, working dog, working dogs, service dog, service dogs, service animal, service animals, reading"Candice, your eyes are like two crystal-blue pools of habitual judgment."
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judgment, judgments, judgmental, judgement, judgements, judgemental, eye, eyes, blue eyes, pretty eyes, beautiful eyes, poem, poems, poet, poets, poetry, habit, habits, habitual, compliment, compliments, complimenting, analogy, analogies, simile, similes, metaphor, metaphors, romance, romantic, couple, couples, long-term relationships, married life, married, romance is gone, dinner date, dinner dates"You need night vision goggles."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, optometrist, optometrist, optometry, optician, opticians, ophthalmology, ophthalmologist, ophthalmologists, eye doctor, eye doctors, eye, eyes, vision, eyesight, night vision, night-vision, goggle, goggles, prescription, prescriptions, prescribing, glasses, eyeglasses, animal, animals, bird, birds, owl, owls, nocturnal, bad eyesight"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"
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cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, optometrist, optician, eye test, eyes tested, eye tests, glasses, sunset, sun, into the sunset, eye, eyes, play on words, word play, word-play